Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. Boy and girl bond. Girl loses interest...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. I guess guys are like clothes to some women. And we all know, they have a lot of them! And sometimes they lose interest in a certain article of clothing. Although, I've always compared myself to thongs. Her favorite one! But sadly, even underwear can become boring. Thus, the feminist that wears none.

And some guys treat women as such. Like a pair of sneakers. And eventually, they get stretched out. Worn down. Ripped up. "Time for a new pair!"

But not all people are like this. Some of us are pretty damn cool parasites. And we believe in loyalty - commitment - sacrifice as to compromise - love - and the meaning of friendship and connection. But there are so many varieties to choose from! And so many to try out. Like a guy in the men's department trying on different boxer briefs and socks. Or a girl in the shoe department with foot Herpes. She'll try them all on! Knowing she's not going to buy any. She just wanted to spread her foot Herpes. And besides, she buys most of her clothing from thrift stores. Thus to druggies and players.

You won't know till you try em' on. And sure, she may lose interest in you. You may lose interest in her. But if that happens, then it was never really loving. Just trying on clothes. And lots of fucking!

 

[sorrowfulsad]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It is what it is.

 

[Chadeep]

Interesting Analogy. Ugh is it true that men who drive big trucks have smaller penis.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Interesting Analogy. Ugh is it true that men who drive big trucks have smaller penis.

Maybe. I don't drive a truck. I ride a pink moped. Not because it's so cool to be that kind of easy rider. But because I'm a muscular, rough-looking guy. It makes people think, "Oh, fuck. Is that the guy that lives next store to us? Don't look at him! Hide."

 

[Deleted member 1476]

i have never kissed a girl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Perhaps its easier for females to lose interest in males. Although I've heard countless stories of guys cheating on their loyal lovers. But I've never when I'm committed to one. However, when I'm single, I'm a no-good fucking piece of shit dirty whore. And that's okay! Because then my heart's not owned by another. Ugh. And when its not owned, you can whore it out. Right, ladies?