Brad pitt couldn’t survive the dick pill

[ShredPill]

Alot of pitt followers here don’t know about this, so thought id share it.

In the early 2000s some pap managed to take a few snaps of brad pitt naked in his holiday home. The picture went viral for the time and everyone joked that they thought he’d have a bigger dick, some people even saying its small.

They even referenced it in the captain marvel movie, when they look under the blanket of some alien on the autopsy table, someone says “well he’s no brad pitt” implying it was big.

Thats your daily dick pill

@Swolepenisman
@Kingkellz
@ArvidGustavsson
@Hopelessmofoker

 

[Deleted member 3832]

@ArvidGustavsson

 

[25thpercentile human]

making fun of male dick size in a femmy movie. why am i not suprised

 

[Deleted]

It was flaccid. He might. Be big erect. I go from 11 to 17.8 so Pitt might be the same

 

[Deleted member 4310]

He allegedly has an average penis, which is small from women's perspective.

 

[Amnesia]

the final pill is the dick pill. Imagine having the hottest gf ever, but her pussy was half an inch deep. Whats the point rlly. Id rather take a lesser hot girl who I can actually fuck properly

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Brutal, even face cant help dicklets jfl

Women react to Brad Pitt nudes (dickcels on suicide watch)

https://discussion.femalefirst.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=141711&sid=04e1fb9b78bb8692c88734067abd129a jennifer should thank god every single day she got rid of his little penis OMG!!! The hore must be ... how do I say this delicately ... less than satisfied ..... i almost feel sorry for...

lookism.net

 

[.👽.]

Alot of pitt followers here don’t know about this, so thought id share it.

In the early 2000s some pap managed to take a few snaps of brad pitt naked in his holiday home. The picture went viral for the time and everyone joked that they thought he’d have a bigger dick, some people even saying its small.

They even referenced it in the captain marvel movie, when they look under the blanket of some alien on the autopsy table, someone says “well he’s no brad pitt” implying it was big.

Thats your daily dick pill

@Swolepenisman
@Kingkellz
@ArvidGustavsson
@Hopelessmofoker

Was it erect or not? If not wheres the Problem nigga

 

[OldRooster]

In the early 2000s some pap managed to take a few snaps of brad pitt naked in his holiday home. The picture went viral for the time and everyone joked that they thought he’d have a bigger dick, some people even saying its small.

If this happened, it would exist on some corner of the interweb

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

Brutal, even face cant help dicklets jfl

Women react to Brad Pitt nudes (dickcels on suicide watch)

https://discussion.femalefirst.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=141711&sid=04e1fb9b78bb8692c88734067abd129a jennifer should thank god every single day she got rid of his little penis OMG!!! The hore must be ... how do I say this delicately ... less than satisfied ..... i almost feel sorry for...

lookism.net

yeah, average dick is "LITTLE PEENY!!!" to women. What you gonna do

 

[Mr.cope]

If this happened, it would exist on some corner of the interweb

It did

 

[Amnesia]

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[Pillarman]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

 

[Deleted member 4106]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

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Giga dickpill

 

[Swolepenisman]

jfl you realize i have broswed every picc of pitt possible i have seen this many times op
he looks average flaccid these women either never took sex ed and dont know how a penis works
or are jealous of pitt

i have seen every picc of him already
REMEMBER THIS LESSON

 

[.👽.]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

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Holy fuck how she is thirsty for him. Fuckk i will never have this

 

[Deleted member 2661]

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Might be a grower but still....

 

[Pillarman]

Holy fuck how she is thirsty for him. Fuckk i will never have this

Is there a video of her being that thirsty with Brad pitt?

Dick pill>face pill when she's in the bedroom(or in the car ) indeed

 

[Gazzamogga]

The dick pill does not discriminate

You can be top 0.00001% in both looks, status and money with millions of fans and girls that swoon over you, but if you have a small dick people will STILL make fun of you for it.

Small dick is the single worst trait a man can have

 

[.👽.]

Is there a video of her being that thirsty with Brad pitt?

Dick pill>face pill when she's in the bedroom(or in the car ) indeed

Whos this guy in the vid. Hes old and grumpy and she THIRSTS for him wtfff

 

[Pillarman]

He seems about 7 cm flaccid while hanging low, comparing to his thumb

 

[Amnesia]

 

[Deleted member 3043]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

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why IS she kissing him in front of everybody like it's his husband ?

 

[Deleted member 1707]

How tall is he?

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

I ~ triple in size.

Flaccid size has nothing to do with erect size

 

[Deleted member 3043]

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the Guy she kids looks liké shit

 

[Amnesia]

U CANNOT lose in this life with a big cock








































or a compact midface

 

[Pillarman]

why IS she kissing him in front of everybody like it's his husband ?

Thornton, 59, and Jolie, 39, met on the set of 1999's Pushing Tin and married in 2000 after a whirlwind two-month courtship. Things only got weirder from there until they divorced in 2003.

DAMN He was 20 years older than her and she still married him after 2 months of fucking

Dickpill Gigamogs agepill, collagenpill and lookspill to oblivion indeed

 

[Amnesia]

Thornton, 59, and Jolie, 39, met on the set of 1999's Pushing Tin and married in 2000 after a whirlwind two-month courtship. Things only got weirder from there until they divorced in 2003.

DAMN He was 20 years older than her and she still married him after 2 months of fucking

Dickpill Gigamogs agepill, collagenpill and lookspill to oblivion indeed

DUde she would wear a necklace with a small vial of his blood as a pendant


Talk about absolutely owned by him and his HUGE cock


This is what happens when u are blessed with a horse cock, u own all the women u fuck.FUCK i wish i had DHT cream rubbed on my cock as a kid

 

[Deleted member 3702]

My flaccid is small too but I get 6.5 inch in erection so who care It’s clearly his flaccid dick

 

[Epitaph]

Why did you watch Captain Marvel.

What exactly were you hoping to find?

 

[OldRooster]

Billy Bob was a hero of mine for that 3 or 4 year period they were married, it hurt when they split.

 

[BigBoy]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

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Fuck why cant i save video

 

[laske.7]

@ArvidGustavsson

 

[Zyros]

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Wait they mocked him for this flaccid size?, aside from how stupid is to judge flaccid dick, its not even small? wtf world are we living in? Gym or swimming pool locker rooms were full of guys with smaller flaccid sizes on average.

 

[SHARK]

"All of a sudden, she began telling me her sex secrets. She said Billy Bob had joked to her that his manhood was on the small side. In fact, she said he'd told her he was 'hung like a mosquito,'" Franklin told the magazine, reveals Radar.

"But Angie excitedly told me that when they finally slept together, he was 'as big as a horse!' I'm sure she still thinks about Billy Bob's privates to this day. And if I were Brad, I wouldn't be too happy about it!" Franklin added.

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Holy suifuel this is just animalistic lust. Bitch acting like she's drunk.

 

[Cleftcel]

Holy suifuel this is just animalistic lust. Bitch acting like she's drunk.

fuck, getting that kind of attention from a woman is everything

 

[Downey]

My flaccid is 0.75 inch and erect is 5.4 inch

 

[Virgincel]

My flaccid is 0.75 inch and erect is 5.4 inch

From 0 to 0.

 

[Finalchad]

tbf a lot of chicks get hurt by big dicks, so its not exactly a good thing to have.
it only looks better on cam

 

[54UD4D3]

Women are ignorant and have no idea that growers exist.

 

[Morpheus]

Guys, realize that forum browsing females are literally the closest thing to incels that women can become. Obviously Pitt is flaccid and that’s at worst average for a flaccid dick, and it tells you very little about his erect size. But the women on that forum don’t even know that because they get no dick and aren’t familiar with the concept that penises grow when they’re hard. And those women (probably older and busted) need to cope with the fact they would never have a chance with someone even half as good looking as Pitt.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Jfl at listening what foids say, thats the way they cope about the fact they cant get him, making fun of him in a circlejerk

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Yeah they are retarded

his flaccid, FLACCID, dick isn’t even that small

bitches expect us to be full erect size at all times

 

[SteveRogers]

If he is 7cm flaccid then it can't be too good for him. I'm a shower (13-14cm soft, 17cm hard), so if he is like me then rip. Even if he grows to double the size it's still over for him. This isn't a cope, I'd cop his dick to look like him, even if it meant being shorter too.

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Holy shit