Brad Pitt wouldn't have survived the tiktok era

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Sub 6 foot, horrible acne scars, ape-like bulbous nose, weird philtrum and lips. He wouldn't have made it compared to these 6'3 e-boys that have eye areas just as good but who also have perfect skin and projecting noses with proper nasolabial angles. The standards are so much more brutal now.
 
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wtf is this cope
 
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Brad Pitt would be your average TikTok eboy
 
This nigga would slay hard on tiktok
 
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Dnr autistic thread
 
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Stop coping

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He has clear flaws with his nose and philtrum as well as poor eyebrow shape. Pitt was carried by his facial bones which seemed to develop in his 20s. He's not a PSL god, too many flaws.

Pitt needs augmentation rhinoplasty, prime Di Caprio doesn't
 
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Pitt in the 90s was at the top of male smv.
He would adapt in this Era and be at the top also. This guy was fucking everything in the 90s. Even cucking one of the greatest fucking heavyweight boxers in history, mike tyson .
 
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He has clear flaws with his nose and philtrum as well as poor eyebrow shape. Pitt was carried by his facial bones which seemed to develop in his 20s. He's not a PSL god, too many flaws.

Pitt needs augmentation rhinoplasty, prime Di Caprio doesn't
No one claims him to be a PSL god, PSL god isn’t an inherent positive either. You’re claiming he wouldn’t survive the TikTok era, despite his flaws he would easily hang with 2023 standards, don’t forget he’s 90’s style and hairmaxxed in these pics, he would easily pull off todays look too. I’m not claiming that he mogs all good looking TikTokers, but to say he wouldn’t be survive this era is absurd
 
He has clear flaws with his nose and philtrum as well as poor eyebrow shape. Pitt was carried by his facial bones which seemed to develop in his 20s. He's not a PSL god, too many flaws.

Pitt needs augmentation rhinoplasty, prime Di Caprio doesn't
He would've anhillated this era
 
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Comparing a 50 yo man to 19 year old zoomers
 
Cope he looks like a bad boy drug dealer
 
Lol mtn/htn with fluffy hair blow up on that app but legit chad wouldnt ok
 
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He has clear flaws with his nose and philtrum as well as poor eyebrow shape. Pitt was carried by his facial bones which seemed to develop in his 20s. He's not a PSL god, too many flaws.

Pitt needs augmentation rhinoplasty, prime Di Caprio doesn't
I have the same philtrum as him, is a short and prominent philtrum a failo? I thought a lack of a philtrum or a more smooth-like one was a sign of poor development in the womb.
 
pitt trasncends tikotok
 
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Pitt was already in his mid-20s before he had any relevance, so you're comparing an older man to teenagers with that example. Also, you're apparently delusional about the impact of filters.
 
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same guy would slay in every single time period, just changing his hair
 
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