Brady may not be PSL god but has the most unmoggable life

[user1728482728]

> 6'4 sterotypical jock
> grew up in california probably fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
> as the starting QB undoubtedly most popular person in his HS
> get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
> fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
> get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
> immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
> sign $100 million dollar contact
> marry most famous model in the world
> fast forward next decade
> can just retire at this point because hes already the best of all time
> decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in his 40's just to dab on the haters

JFL you couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable

 

[Deleted member 4612]

-gets away with cheating twice and nobody cares

 

[user1728482728]

-gets away with cheating twice and nobody cares

chad can get away with anything

 

[Yoyo2233]

> 6'4 sterotypical jock
> grew up in california probably fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
> as the starting QB undoubtedly most popular person in his HS
> get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
> fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
> get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
> immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
> sign $100 million dollar contact
> marry most famous model in the world
> fast forward next decade
> can just retire at this point because hes already the best of all time
> decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in his 40's just to dab on the haters

JFL you couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable

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His coaches and friends said he never had a gf in hs like not even close haha