Brazilian nurse invents "hand of God"

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This is lifefuel for lonelycels, just tie two latex gloves together at the fingers, fill them with hot water and it will feel like your hand is held by someone else.


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This is lifefuel for lonelycels, just tie two latex gloves together at the fingers, fill them with hot water and it will feel like your hand is held by someone else.


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Why not hold the patients hand herself.

Borderline neglect and ridicule to do this to a patient
 
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Because covid&shit.

You can still touch to issue care in a medical setting.

Its just shitty virtue signalling.


Better yet just talk to your patient. Instead of wrapping a water filled glove on them.
 
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U can't really simulate human contact because pheromones are released and exchanged when people touch. U can't get that from a fucking water balloon jfl
 
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I thought it was a handjob done by nurses
 
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Place two warm damp sponges in a plastic cup or mug that they'll fit pretty tight in. Put a rubber glove in between them. Roll the glove opening over the top of the mug. Lube it up. Fuck it. Toss the glove out.
 
U can't really simulate human contact because pheromones are released and exchanged when people touch. U can't get that from a fucking water balloon jfl
They sell human pheromones, there are perfumes, colognes, with both male and female pheromones.
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@Chadlite Rutherford thoughts?
 
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They sell human pheromones, there are perfumes, colognes, with both male and female pheromones.
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That's some dystopian science fiction stuff right there ngl
 
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Anjos do SUS:ROFLMAO:
@Beetlejuice
 
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brutal, imagine dying in a hospital and all they do is give you a latex glove filled with water

suitable death for a truecel, not even in death would anyone care about him
 
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That's some dystopian science fiction stuff right there ngl
It's not very clear if pheromones work at all in humans, they work in animals that's sure, but humans are more complex, and scientific studies gave mixed results; some people swear by them, others say they do nothing.
 
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