[breaking news] US enters DEFCON 3 state (updated)

[Adee]

5 minutes ago we went from defcon 4 to defcon 3

For those who dont know what that means:

• DEFCON 5 (Fade Out): Normal readiness; the baseline for peacetime operations.
• DEFCON 4 (Double Take): Increased intelligence watch and strengthened security measures above normal.
• DEFCON 3 (Round House): Increased force readiness above normal; Air Force ready to mobilize in 15 minutes (e.g., post-9/11).
• DEFCON 2 (Fast Pace): Next step to nuclear war; forces ready to deploy in less than six hours (e.g., Cuban Missile Crisis).
• DEFCON 1 (Cocked Pistol): Maximum readiness; nuclear war imminent or has begun; never reached by the U.S..

 

[GynoGladiator]

United CUCK states

Savagely Raped by chang Bvllz

 

[Deleted member 80642]

Ok but are u Chad? No? It doesn’t matter then

 

[Adee]

Ok but are u Chad? No? It doesn’t matter then

I always dreamed of the apocalypse

 

[Adee]

1 min ago
Holy fuck

 

[Adee]

what website is this

nothing ever happens dw

Pizzint watch or just google defcon level now

 

[0ver98]

nothing will happen lmao

 

[rraymond]

oh no anyways

 

[Noctiѕ]

i called my happening guy. it went straight to voicemail

 

[JohnDoe]

It's a nothingburger, as always.