Callooh_Calais
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Here they are, convinced that the taste of their favourite chocolate bar is now "disgusting" and "too sweet" for no other reason but the goddamn shape changed:
It goes on, but the most important takeaway is this:
As even a child knows, ingredients are highly regulated by law and any slight change would require an overhaul of the composition, which apparently isn't the case but then the English like to complain about absolutely fucking nothing.
The comments are even more stupid, just a bunch of insecure dicklets complaining about being mogged by Americhad, who stole all of their glory and power and left them with nothing but candy bars and Dr Who:
Notice that these comments are both from outside of the UK, since the British love to go abroad and complain about places that they fled from. They are such awful people and have literally zero self-awareness. The fact that the chocolate conspiracy gets heavily upvoted (and trust me, the upper class thinks the same thing, they just blame it on American cultural crassness, despite it being a goddamned shape change) is the reason why they are going to be talking about their ancient history for the next thousand years and fail to accomplish anything meaningful.
Revolt over Cadbury's 'rounder, sweeter' bars: Not only has the classic rectangle shape of a Dairy Milk changed, customers say they are more 'sugary' too
By ARTHUR MARTIN FOR THE DAILY MAIL
- Increasing numbers of chocolate lovers say the bars are getting sweeter
- Their rectangle shape has already been changed to curved segments
- Customers are also upset that bars still cost 59p despite being lighter
PUBLISHED: 21:01 EDT, 15 September 2013 | UPDATED: 21:22 EDT, 15 September 2013
If savouring a piece of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk transports you back to your childhood, you may get a reality check next time you unwrap a bar.
For not only has the classic rectangle shape been changed to curved segments, increasing numbers of chocolate lovers are complaining the bars are getting sweeter.
Customers are also upset that bars still cost 59p despite being four grams lighter.
The complaints come three years after Cadbury was sold to US food giant Kraft, which insists it has not changed the recipe.
In debates on the Mumsnet website, hundreds of parents said the new bars tasted ‘oily’, ‘too sugary’ or ‘sickly’.
Critics say the changes amount to ‘cultural vandalism’ of Cadbury, which has been making Dairy Milk bars since 1905.
It goes on, but the most important takeaway is this:
As even a child knows, ingredients are highly regulated by law and any slight change would require an overhaul of the composition, which apparently isn't the case but then the English like to complain about absolutely fucking nothing.
The comments are even more stupid, just a bunch of insecure dicklets complaining about being mogged by Americhad, who stole all of their glory and power and left them with nothing but candy bars and Dr Who:
Notice that these comments are both from outside of the UK, since the British love to go abroad and complain about places that they fled from. They are such awful people and have literally zero self-awareness. The fact that the chocolate conspiracy gets heavily upvoted (and trust me, the upper class thinks the same thing, they just blame it on American cultural crassness, despite it being a goddamned shape change) is the reason why they are going to be talking about their ancient history for the next thousand years and fail to accomplish anything meaningful.
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