Bro no way yall dickriding Lionel Messi

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He is getting cooked in the Juventus game right now by fucking Rabiot

It's over for this man carrer, "muh muh I'm the GOAT" your GOAT can't do it in another club I guess lol

He's always been trash since 2015 in Champions League
 
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He's post prime
 
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He's post prime
He stole 2 Ballon d'Ors post his prime (2019 and 2021, completely undeserved)
He stole 2 other Ballon d'Ors during his prime (2010 and 2011)
 
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He should've retired after leaving Barcelona.
 
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He stole 2 Ballon d'Ors post his prime (2019 and 2021, completely undeserved)
He stole 2 other Ballon d'Ors during his prime (2010 and 2011)
Yakhiiii Ronaldo stole all his ballondors literally cmon 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙. Messi in prime was untouchable 🤙🤙🤙🥊
 
Prime Messi in 2011/2012 league will never be topped. 73 goals a season is more than what some clubs score in a season. Unlike Ronaldo he is not greedy either and assists other people and is a playmaker rather than just a forward.
 
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Will never forget 2011-2012 messi.

Lol if you missed that.
 
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Prime Messi in 2011/2012 league will never be topped. 73 goals a season is more than what some clubs score in a season. Unlike Ronaldo he is not greedy either and assists other people and is a playmaker rather than just a forward.
Ronaldo got the most assists in the CL lol
 
Prime Messi in 2011/2012 league will never be topped. 73 goals a season is more than what some clubs score in a season. Unlike Ronaldo he is not greedy either and assists other people and is a playmaker rather than just a forward.
91 in a calender year those days yakhi 😿😿😿😿🤙🤙🤙🤙
 
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He stole 2 Ballon d'Ors post his prime (2019 and 2021, completely undeserved)
He stole 2 other Ballon d'Ors during his prime (2010 and 2011)
Ronaldo and his old club Real Madrid steal so many UCL titles it not even funny
 
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Ronaldo and his old club Real Madrid steal so many UCL titles it not even funny
Remember when they had like legit offside goals against Bayern and juve but papa Perez sucked the referees cock and rm won 🥵🤙
 
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Remember when they had like legit offside goals against Bayern and juve but papa Perez sucked the referees cock and rm won 🥵🤙
Lmao bro the bayern shit is funny bcus lewandowski goal to make them go intro 120 min was offside, we shouldve won anyway
 
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Why tf people care so much about football its a boring sport basketball all day
 
Why tf people care so much about football its a boring sport basketball all day
What a cuck lmao watching atheletes who are like 6'8 dunking some balls . Get your t levels tested if you enjoy getting yourself cucked 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙. I can't watch a sport where people mog me 🤙🤙🤙. In football we have manlet god's like messi iniesta xavi neymar etc so I can watch without being cucked.🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥶
 
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What a cuck lmao watching atheletes who are like 6'8 dunking some balls . Get your t levels tested if you enjoy getting yourself cucked 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙. I can't watch a sport where people mog me 🤙🤙🤙. In football we have manlet god's like messi iniesta xavi neymar etc so I can watch without being cucked.🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥶
Facts lmao
 
Ronaldo got the most assists in the CL lol

Messi is mogging him in assists already despite less games. He could've catched up in goals if he didnt peak early. Can always go MLS and smash in 50+ goals a season lmao.
 
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Messi is undoubtedly the greatest player of all time.

Who gives a shit about how 35 year old Messi is playing Messi completed football at age 25

Imagine being compared to the greatest to ever do it in your sport at age 23

Ronaldo is overrated mainly because most of his success is recent 2016- , while Messi’s was began all the way from 2009
 
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What a cuck lmao watching atheletes who are like 6'8 dunking some balls . Get your t levels tested if you enjoy getting yourself cucked 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙. I can't watch a sport where people mog me 🤙🤙🤙. In football we have manlet god's like messi iniesta xavi neymar etc so I can watch without being cucked.🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥶
All of those manlet 🐐's played for barca :love::love::love:
 
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What a cuck lmao watching atheletes who are like 6'8 dunking some balls . Get your t levels tested if you enjoy getting yourself cucked 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙. I can't watch a sport where people mog me 🤙🤙🤙. In football we have manlet god's like messi iniesta xavi neymar etc so I can watch without being cucked.🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥶
I’ve always wondered what it feels like to know your country doesn’t excel in any sport? Like seriously when you watch football who do you cheer on?
 
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I’ve always wondered what it feels like to know your country doesn’t excel in any sport? Like seriously when you watch football who do you cheer on?
Argentina obviously :love::love::love:
 
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I’ve always wondered what it feels like to know your country doesn’t excel in any sport? Like seriously when you watch football who do you cheer on?
Hahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah

I don't cheer but sometimes it's fun yakhi 😹😹😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙🚬🚬🚬
 
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Remember when they had like legit offside goals against Bayern and juve but papa Perez sucked the referees cock and rm won 🥵🤙
The same way Perez riggs ballondor awards so real players win it
Modric in 2018
Penaldo every year at Madrid
R9 2002
 
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Most assists in all of euro
 
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Messi is mogging him in assists already despite less games. He could've catched up in goals if he didnt peak early. Can always go MLS and smash in 50+ goals a season lmao.
Ronaldo hasn’t started a single game this season lmao

If Ronaldo retires right now messi will claim ronaldos top goal scorer of all time award it’s actually so fucking funny
 
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The same way Perez riggs ballondor awards so real players win it
Modric in 2018
Penaldo every year at Madrid
R9 2002
Yakhi agree bout modric and cucknaldo but r9 was a real beast in 2002 even if he was kinda obese 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
 
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Lmao what UCL titles real madrid stole?
Remember when Ramos broke Salah arm :feelsgood:
Casemiro obvs fouls
Karious getting his dick sucked in order to je absolute shit when he was actually really good all that season?
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Florentino is a genious tho and props to Ancelotti and Zidane actual good managers and motivation sources respectively tho and obvs to their great players
 
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Remember when Ramos broke Salah arm :feelsgood:
Casemiro obvs fouls
Karious getting his dick sucked in order to je absolute shit when he was actually really good all that season?
Extra time with ATM?
Florentino is a genious tho and props to Ancelotti and Zidane actual good managers and motivation sources respectively tho and obvs to their great players
Karius got a reward of 72 virgin girls as promised from Perez to give them 2 goals 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙🤙. Remember when Bayern substitute GK gave them a free goal 😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙
 
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Remember when Ramos broke Salah arm :feelsgood:
Casemiro obvs fouls
Karious getting his dick sucked in order to je absolute shit when he was actually really good all that season?
Extra time with ATM?
Florentino is a genious tho and props to Ancelotti and Zidane actual good managers and motivation sources respectively tho and obvs to their great players
Never understood how Ramos never got a red for that clearly intended foul
 
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Never understood how Ramos never got a red for that clearly intended foul
It`s Real Madrid and it was Sergio Ramos that`s why
They just hate Barcelona lol because and ugly argentinean midget mogged Chad 8 bf% Ronaldo
Also don`t forget the Spanish Dictadure with Francisco Franco :oops: when they won matches against literal farmers and 1-2 matches with scores like 8-0
 
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Remember when Ramos broke Salah arm :feelsgood:
Casemiro obvs fouls
Karious getting his dick sucked in order to je absolute shit when he was actually really good all that season?
Extra time with ATM?
Florentino is a genious tho and props to Ancelotti and Zidane actual good managers and motivation sources respectively tho and obvs to their great players
How does that relate to any Real MAdrid cheating? Lmao
 
It`s Real Madrid and it was Sergio Ramos that`s why
They just hate Barcelona lol because and ugly argentinean midget mogged Chad 8 bf% Ronaldo
Also don`t forget the Spanish Dictadure with Francisco Franco :oops: when they won matches against literal farmers and 1-2 matches with scores like 8-0
Lmao franco was a atletico madrid fan
nice try
 
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Real Madrid stole Di Stefano and Puskas from Barça tbh ngl
 
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fuck messi

btw mbappe is literally dating a tranny rn (probably a guy on finasteride), its fucking over for psgcels
 
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Ronaldo hard clears
 
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prime football yakhis :love::love:😢😢
 
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