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MY PARENTS WERE TALKING ABOUT "MUH LOOKS COME WITH AGE" AND ALL THIS SHIT,
I LITERALLY DIDN'T GO INTO DETAIL ON WHY I'M OBSESSED AND JUST IGNORED MOST OF THEIR INSULTS.

THEN MY HOE OF A MOM SAID "YEAH LOOKS WHATEVER, BUT FOOD; YOU'RE NOT EATING MORE MEAT"
THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT A PAPER OF HOW IT HAS AN INCREASE IN CANCER RISK AND SHIT!!??

I ENDED UP SLIGHTLY TEARING UP JUST TALKING TO THEM AND JUST WALKED BACK TO MY ROOM LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT.

NOW I'M IN MY ROOM AND THEY'RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, RETARDS THINK I CAN'T HEAR THEM:
THEY MIGHT CUT ME OFF THE INTERNET COMPLETELY OR STOP ME FROM STAYING UP UNTIL LIKE 4PM!!

ONG I'M ROPING IF I GET CUT OFF THE INTERNET, I'M NOT EVEN LYING...


> @afroheadluke @kenibba @truejamal
 
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Too much red meat gives you cancer I’m a doctor I can confirm.
 
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“NOOOO, I CANT WATCH IMMENSE AMOUJTS OF PORN AND MENTALLY MASTERBUTE ON A RETARDED FORUM ANYMORE”
 
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why are they doing all this? i feel so bad for you they just dont understand at all
 
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diet is cope, everything is cope tbh. I never ate red meat as a kid, only chicken a couple of times a month. And i still turned out to be 6 foot, and i know dudes who ate red meat daily and are manlets. Diet doesn't matter, a chad will be a chad regardless of what he eats and a subhumans will always be a subhuman even if he eats the best shit in the world.
 
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@imontheloose bump that thread again
 
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karma for dissing on doutzen
 
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diet is cope, everything is cope tbh. I never ate red meat as a kid, only chicken a couple of times a month. And i still turned out to be 6 foot, and i know dudes who ate red meat daily and are manlets. Diet doesn't matter, a chad will be a chad regardless of what he eats and a subhumans will always be a subhuman even if he eats the best shit in the world.
OP is 6 foot btw
 
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thank god i will never reach this level of nd
 
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why are they doing all this? i feel so bad for you they just dont understand at all
they said i was a "special kid" and that i wouldn't understand what truly is real and what's fake.
and that all of this is just a bullshit lie, they shat on americans, food and whatever else i talk about.

now i hear them talking under me like pleaaaaaaaaaaase kys.
 
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MY PARENTS WERE TALKING ABOUT "MUH LOOKS COME WITH AGE" AND ALL THIS SHIT,
I LITERALLY DIDN'T GO INTO DETAIL ON WHY I'M OBSESSED AND JUST IGNORED MOST OF THEIR INSULTS.

THEN MY HOE OF A MOM SAID "YEAH LOOKS WHATEVER, BUT FOOD; YOU'RE NOT EATING MORE MEAT"
THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT A PAPER OF HOW IT HAS AN INCREASE IN CANCER RISK AND SHIT!!??

I ENDED UP SLIGHTLY TEARING UP JUST TALKING TO THEM AND JUST WALKED BACK TO MY ROOM LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT.

NOW I'M IN MY ROOM AND THEY'RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, RETARDS THINK I CAN'T HEAR THEM:
THEY MIGHT CUT ME OFF THE INTERNET COMPLETELY OR STOP ME FROM STAYING UP UNTIL LIKE 4PM!!

ONG I'M ROPING IF I GET CUT OFF THE INTERNET, I'M NOT EVEN LYING...


> @afroheadluke @kenibba @truejamal
would be glad if I could get my internet cut off tbh,but i need to buy bus tickets and have my bank app on my phone
 
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then there's no point in eating shitty ass meat and fighting with parents
Believe it or not...

Meat has other benefits that aren't related to height!
 
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diet is cope, everything is cope tbh. I never ate red meat as a kid, only chicken a couple of times a month. And i still turned out to be 6 foot, and i know dudes who ate red meat daily and are manlets. Diet doesn't matter, a chad will be a chad regardless of what he eats and a subhumans will always be a subhuman even if he eats the best shit in the world.
nobody cares if i turn 6'5 or anything like that, i just want to eat actual food and feel energized.
 
MY PARENTS WERE TALKING ABOUT "MUH LOOKS COME WITH AGE" AND ALL THIS SHIT,
I LITERALLY DIDN'T GO INTO DETAIL ON WHY I'M OBSESSED AND JUST IGNORED MOST OF THEIR INSULTS.

THEN MY HOE OF A MOM SAID "YEAH LOOKS WHATEVER, BUT FOOD; YOU'RE NOT EATING MORE MEAT"
THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT A PAPER OF HOW IT HAS AN INCREASE IN CANCER RISK AND SHIT!!??

I ENDED UP SLIGHTLY TEARING UP JUST TALKING TO THEM AND JUST WALKED BACK TO MY ROOM LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT.

NOW I'M IN MY ROOM AND THEY'RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, RETARDS THINK I CAN'T HEAR THEM:
THEY MIGHT CUT ME OFF THE INTERNET COMPLETELY OR STOP ME FROM STAYING UP UNTIL LIKE 4PM!!

ONG I'M ROPING IF I GET CUT OFF THE INTERNET, I'M NOT EVEN LYING...


> @afroheadluke @kenibba @truejamal
Meat is cope:widePeepoHappyR:
 
they said i was a "special kid" and that i wouldn't understand what truly is real and what's fake.
and that all of this is just a bullshit lie, they shat on americans, food and whatever else i talk about.

now i hear them talking under me like pleaaaaaaaaaaase kys.
they are so out of touch
 
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RAPE THEMMMMMM
 
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they are so out of touch
they think i'm insane, this is never gonna get better.

all they do is blame it on it "just being a phase" and tell me i have to change and find a new surrounding.
 
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nobody cares if i turn 6'5 or anything like that, i just want to eat actual food and feel energized.
Then go drink some redbull and get kfc. why the fuck are you raging like a little kid
 
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they think i'm insane, this is never gonna get better.

all they do is blame it on it "just being a phase" and tell me i have to change and find a new surrounding.
theyre not wrong tho, 90% is genetics and we are all coping tf out of our lives rn "gh and test will ascend me:feelsuhh:"
 
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theyre not wrong tho, 90% is genetics and we are all coping tf out of our lives rn "gh and test will ascend me:feelsuhh:"
not a reason to let your son rot, starved, underweight and horribly fed...
 
not a reason to let your son rot, starved, underweight and horribly fed...
call child services or whatever its called bro
 
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they said i was a "special kid" , they shat on americans,
Ohhh so your a retarded ethnic jfl I get it now, I can move on in life I could give less of a fuck:lul::lul::lul:
 
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Genuinely why don't you just start getting violent
Beat them up, refuse to obey them, take what you want from them, those old farts are not gonna do shit, if they try use tools to make it easier
Basically enslave them. They already fucked up and are not owed anything by not birthing you rich tall and chad in a tropical paradise, but now they earned enslavement by forcing you to be vegan and all the other shit.
 
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Genuinely why don't you just start getting violent
Beat them up, refuse to obey them, take what you want from them, those old farts are not gonna do shit, if they try use tools to make it easier
Basically enslave them. They already fucked up and are not owed anything by not birthing you rich tall and chad in a tropical paradise, but now they earned enslavement by forcing you to be vegan and all the other shit.
would, nothing i can do about it. i'm just obliged to go by their rules if i want to survive in this household WITH internet.
 
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would, nothing i can do about it. i'm just obliged to go by their rules if i want to survive in this household WITH internet.
wdym you cant? you literally can. just do it, if they turn the internet off beat the shit outta them and turn it back on
 
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wdym you cant? you literally can. just do it, if they turn the internet off beat the shit outta them and turn it back on
my dad is 6'5 and build of mass, i'm 6'0 and look like i have an ED.

he can legit beat me up in a matter of seconds, not even.
 
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my dad is 6'5 and build of mass, i'm 6'0 and look like i have an ED.

he can legit beat me up in a matter of seconds, not even.
Brutal
Then sneak attack him with a chair or some shit, we are human apex predators, we don't need to use our bodies so much
 
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Brutal
Then sneak attack him with a chair or some shit, we are human apex predators, we don't need to use our bodies so much
even if i managed to pull it off, my other parent would rush onto me and lock me up for life for attempted murder
 
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I'm speechless
 
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my dad is 6'5 and build of mass, i'm 6'0 and look like i have an ED.

he can legit beat me up in a matter of seconds, not even.
Iqler:lul:

Eat things like bread (carbs), rice, olive oil, nuts (peanut butter with no seed oil)


You can't digest raw meat:lul:
 
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even if i managed to pull it off, my other parent would rush onto me and lock me up for life for attempted murder
It's just a family fight, don't think anybody will take it that seriously
In any case whack him with the chair too
Someone else comes? Repeat until you're finally free
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