Broken bedset

[blackoutwhitein]

On December 21st, I came home from school in a mood and decided to probe masturbate. A little while after doing that, I plopped down on my bed and the bed set broke. My dad claims it broke cuz of my excessive prone masturbation, but I doubt it as the bed set’s been kinda messed up from the start.

 

[Deleted member 283]

Ok 2 things. Why does ur dad know that you fuck a pillow? Second, this is a wakeup call to lose weight

 

[blackoutwhitein]

Ok 2 things. Why does ur dad know that you fuck a pillow? Second, this is a wakeup call to lose weight

1. I’ve been doing this since like 6, so over time he was gonna find out eventually.
2. I know.

 

[Deleted member 611]

1. I’ve been doing this since like 6, so over time he was gonna find out eventually.
2. I know.

Nigga who faps at 6

 

[blackoutwhitein]

Nigga who faps at 6

Well around 7. Not regular masturbation.

 

[Deleted member 611]

Well around 7. Not regular masturbation.

Still though, how did you know to fuck a pillow at 7

 

[Deleted member 206]

Nigga who faps at 6

i started fapping around that age too. was an accident since i was only playing with my dick until i got this huge orgasm which i‘ll never forget

 

[blackoutwhitein]

@CupOfCoffee acknowledge my existence

@CupOfCoffee acknowledge my existence

Bless me with your wisdom

 

[Swagwaffle]

Nigga who faps at 6

Me lol . I remember fapping with just friction while Barney was on

Still though, how did you know to fuck a pillow at 7

Subhuman trait #2 - not understanding where penis goes.

 

[blackoutwhitein]

Me lol . I remember fapping with just friction while Barney was on

Subhuman trait #2 - not understanding where penis goes.

Lol.

 

[Heirio]

why would you post this?

 

[blackoutwhitein]

why would you post this?

Cuz I did.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Still though, how did you know to fuck a pillow at 7

He's black.

 

[Deleted member 611]

He's black.

Kek

 

[Deleted member 701]

I would actually check myself for autism or asbergers if i were you. Im getting chrischan vibes from you

 

[HorseFace]

why would you post this?

Its offtopic

 

[blackoutwhitein]

I would actually check myself for autism or asbergers if i were you. Im getting chrischan vibes from you

I got diagnosed when I was 3.

 

[Ritalincel]

> r/amitheasshole