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Being Broody is cool shit that girls like because it makes them feel like they're in a movie. Girls love feeling like they're in a movie, even sometimes with average, or even incel-type people. Being a broody guy makes you look cool, feel cool, and makes girls like you.
Step 1: Be 5+. If you're average you'll just be seen as a quiet dude who's sad, if you're ugly girls will think you're angry at the world and busy thinking about anime. You must be 5+ to be broody
Step 2: Be at least 5'10". If you're short, you cannot pull of broody under any circumstance. You won't be seen as quiet or weird, but rather you'll just be kind of ignored.
Step 3: Never smile. I laugh whenever credit says "SMILE AND WOMEN WILL LIKE YOU". Smiling is a method ugly people use to obscure their facial features so you cannot see how truly baldn their faces are. Obviously smile in photos an during social situations where you should smile. But when you're going about your daily routine, keep a straight, yet not angry, pensive face.
Step 4: Don't scowl. Scowling makes you look like an angry freak. Don't do it. Just maintain a face of subtle anguish, as if you're trying to cope in the world but are bogged down by your pensive thoughts and unease.
Step 5: Smile very subtly if you're having a good conversation with a girl. Turn one lip, don't show teeth, exhale a bit. It's showing her that you've broken the broody demeanor if only for a moment. Be sure to practice so it doesn't look like you're a weird aspie anime fan. Make it natural as possible.
Step 6:Act distant. Once you're more engaged with the girl, be sure to occasionally look down solemnly, maybe look off to the distance. Also, leave information about yourself out, imply hardship or sadness in the past. Hide the fact that you're brooding about the blackpill. If interested the girl will ask what you're thinking about and bring up similarly broody ideas and shit.
Step 7: Be kind of smart. Read some smart books, know some philosophy, have some skills.
Step 8: When you have finally fucked her, do not freak out. Act happy and passionate yet still distant. When you're done, let out a heavy sigh ad look away, maybe stand up. Act as if it just wasn't enough, and you're still unfulfilled, because you will be. Even fucking the staciest of stacies is only temporary. After you've accomplished fucking your oneities that's it. The reality is even if we fucked attractive girls every day, our lives would be unfulfilling because the developed world is a difficult place to find happiness in.
Step 1: Be 5+. If you're average you'll just be seen as a quiet dude who's sad, if you're ugly girls will think you're angry at the world and busy thinking about anime. You must be 5+ to be broody
Step 2: Be at least 5'10". If you're short, you cannot pull of broody under any circumstance. You won't be seen as quiet or weird, but rather you'll just be kind of ignored.
Step 3: Never smile. I laugh whenever credit says "SMILE AND WOMEN WILL LIKE YOU". Smiling is a method ugly people use to obscure their facial features so you cannot see how truly baldn their faces are. Obviously smile in photos an during social situations where you should smile. But when you're going about your daily routine, keep a straight, yet not angry, pensive face.
Step 4: Don't scowl. Scowling makes you look like an angry freak. Don't do it. Just maintain a face of subtle anguish, as if you're trying to cope in the world but are bogged down by your pensive thoughts and unease.
Step 5: Smile very subtly if you're having a good conversation with a girl. Turn one lip, don't show teeth, exhale a bit. It's showing her that you've broken the broody demeanor if only for a moment. Be sure to practice so it doesn't look like you're a weird aspie anime fan. Make it natural as possible.
Step 6:Act distant. Once you're more engaged with the girl, be sure to occasionally look down solemnly, maybe look off to the distance. Also, leave information about yourself out, imply hardship or sadness in the past. Hide the fact that you're brooding about the blackpill. If interested the girl will ask what you're thinking about and bring up similarly broody ideas and shit.
Step 7: Be kind of smart. Read some smart books, know some philosophy, have some skills.
Step 8: When you have finally fucked her, do not freak out. Act happy and passionate yet still distant. When you're done, let out a heavy sigh ad look away, maybe stand up. Act as if it just wasn't enough, and you're still unfulfilled, because you will be. Even fucking the staciest of stacies is only temporary. After you've accomplished fucking your oneities that's it. The reality is even if we fucked attractive girls every day, our lives would be unfulfilling because the developed world is a difficult place to find happiness in.
