Brootal, Chad wipes his ass with your oneitis when he's out of toilet paper

[Meteor21]

Also doesn't call fat girls an uber. Makes them jog to his house as he looks at his stopwatch, and if she's late then no sex, forever!

 

[Deleted member 21735]

chad is mind controlling your oneitis with his dick as a remote!

 

[Sprinkles]

While your waiting for your oneitis to text you back she’s licking Chad’s ball-sweat off her fingers

 

[Dr. Mog]

While all you kids rhyme Jingle bells for Christmas , Chad is getting his bells jingled by a Stacy

 

[Deleted member 23558]

While you’re unwrapping your Christmas presents your oneitis is unwrapping chads foreskin

 

[Deleted member 16501]

 

[Meteor21]

While you’re unwrapping your Christmas presents your oneitis is unwrapping chads foreskin

She's eating an extra dick cheese pizza, over