MatchaMocha
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I shaved my head smooth bald recently, because my parents wanted me to. I didn't want to, but they threw in a 200 dollar offer to do it so I decide fuck it yeah I'll throw away 6-8 months of dignity for 200 bucks 
Buzzed it down, smoothhhhh bald. Looked in the mirror, FUCKING EGG
Honestly, didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. No bros. I look like Judge Holden with eyebrows.
Brocels pull up in the whip and and tell me to hop in, briefly bringing up my chopped ass skull and asking WHY I'd shave it then everybody forgot about it and we went and smoked and fucked around in an empty parking lot (Midwest, fuck else is there to do here? )
We all end up with the munchies and pull into a Mcgoyslop a few blocks down. One or two people look at me a little funny, understandable, but nobody is straight up rude - until two BROWNS (sub5 browns, mind you) walk in. They're suited up in Allahu Akbar ass clothes (that weird I'm assuming religious shit they wear). We don't pay them any mind, but they not so discreetly make fun of my bald ass head. I don't say anything because causing a scene is not my thing, but one of my HB's peeps this and starts chanting "A RINGADINGDINGADINGADINGA" in their direction
The two browns get mad at this and that starts an argument between them and our group. I was the quietest, it was honestly quite amusing just to watch and listen a lot of funny remarks were thrown. Eventually some old foid manager came and told us to GTFO.
Anyway, it's over for me, even the used toilet paper people know it, but I'm glad a funny story came out of it at least
Buzzed it down, smoothhhhh bald. Looked in the mirror, FUCKING EGG
Honestly, didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. No bros. I look like Judge Holden with eyebrows.
Brocels pull up in the whip and and tell me to hop in, briefly bringing up my chopped ass skull and asking WHY I'd shave it
then everybody forgot about it and we went and smoked and fucked around in an empty parking lot (Midwest, fuck else is there to do here? )We all end up with the munchies and pull into a Mcgoyslop a few blocks down. One or two people look at me a little funny, understandable, but nobody is straight up rude - until two BROWNS (sub5 browns, mind you) walk in. They're suited up in Allahu Akbar ass clothes (that weird I'm assuming religious shit they wear). We don't pay them any mind, but they not so discreetly make fun of my bald ass head. I don't say anything because causing a scene is not my thing, but one of my HB's peeps this and starts chanting "A RINGADINGDINGADINGADINGA" in their direction
The two browns get mad at this and that starts an argument between them and our group. I was the quietest, it was honestly quite amusing just to watch and listen
a lot of funny remarks were thrown. Eventually some old foid manager came and told us to GTFO.Anyway, it's over for me, even the used toilet paper people know it, but I'm glad a funny story came out of it at least
