Bruh I hate when I order a cheeky Uber Eats delivery and someone finds out

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I hate when I am hungry as fuck and I think my family is away and I order some food and they end up showing up at the same time as my mf food and they ask “oh wow you’re hungry what about us” joking and shit and I’m a shy cuck so I just get red faced
 
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Who the fuck is this? Your friend that you told to make an account? Kinda weird bro, you never tag Greycels.
 
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happens to me all the time
Happened to me with the drug dealer once. I ordered weed and I was too lazy so I told him to come to my house. I was waiting outside and my dad just came home and is like ''What are you doing?'' and I'm like go go inside the house, he didn't understand what the fuck is going on and all of a sudden a black mercedes shouting ''Yo it's you?'' and my dad just standing there looking at me, I make the transaction because I can't just quit, I get the drugs and give him the money and reminder my dad is watching the whole time.

That was years ago (first time ordering weed) just shitty luck. He gave me some problems but I talked him out of it.
 
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Who the fuck is this? Your friend that you told to make an account? Kinda weird bro, you never tag Greycels.
My Germanic brother from another mother.
 
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''What are you doing?'
Should have just said “just chillin outside, damn, what I can’t be outside or something?”
 
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I had a bag and cash in my hand.
“Oh just buying something from my friend, not much, how was your day dad?” Y’know, be smooth with it mf
 
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Happened to me with the drug dealer once. I ordered weed and I was too lazy so I told him to come to my house. I was waiting outside and my dad just came home and is like ''What are you doing?'' and I'm like go go inside the house, he didn't understand what the fuck is going on and all of a sudden a black mercedes shouting ''Yo it's you?'' and my dad just standing there looking at me, I make the transaction because I can't just quit, I get the drugs and give him the money and reminder my dad is watching the whole time.

That was years ago (first time ordering weed) just shitty luck. He gave me some problems but I talked him out of it.
should've just told ur dad that they were ur friends
 
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“Oh just buying something from my friend, not much, how was your day dad?” Y’know, be smooth with it mf
should've just told ur dad that they were ur friends
Yeah yeah you're all geniuses behind the screen. You will mumble. I told him ''go go'' like he's a dog or something, I freaked out not because of my dad but I was afraid the dealer will think it's a setup or some shit because my dad just stood there with a suit on.
 
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Don’t be a shy cuck, tell them to fuck off
 
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Wish, I'm out. The dealer don't have my fav strain :rage:
Ofc, your his fav customer just like a loyal dog and his owner
 
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Happened to me with the drug dealer once. I ordered weed and I was too lazy so I told him to come to my house. I was waiting outside and my dad just came home and is like ''What are you doing?'' and I'm like go go inside the house, he didn't understand what the fuck is going on and all of a sudden a black mercedes shouting ''Yo it's you?'' and my dad just standing there looking at me, I make the transaction because I can't just quit, I get the drugs and give him the money and reminder my dad is watching the whole time.

That was years ago (first time ordering weed) just shitty luck. He gave me some problems but I talked him out of it.

Was your dad angry you didn't offer to get him some?
 
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I hate when I am hungry as fuck and I think my family is away and I order some food and they end up showing up at the same time as my mf food and they ask “oh wow you’re hungry what about us” joking and shit and I’m a shy cuck so I just get red faced
Pathetic. They wouldn't turn the other cheek if they were to do it instead and you would do nothing about it.
 
Pathetic. They wouldn't turn the other cheek if they were to do it instead and you would do nothing about it.
I agree, and you’re right I am pathetic, 100% pathetic! Not one brave bone in my body
 

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