Bruhs, GTFIH! I have a goldmine idea for a cafe for single guys!!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

KYS. Uh? Kentucky Yummy Soups. Eh? Think about it. It's a cafe designed for single men. And the beauty, as well ingenious, part of this establishment...it only serves soups!

And so they'll have clever names such as,

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Lonely Sweet Pea Soup with Chunky Ham Endings

Chicken Man and Pathetic Noodle Soup

Blacked Eyes "You Lost" Pea Soup

She Never Loved You Creamy Corn Chowder Soup

BBC Cockold Soup

Rope Special Tonight: It's Over You Cheap Bastard Tomato Soup.

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And so many more potential titles!

Have your agent call my agent asap!

 

[Deleted member 16833]

How many human heads do you have in your freezer?

 

[Chadeep]

Vagina Soup

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

How many human heads do you have in your freezer?

None. No space. Too many fattening ice creams. Ugh. I don't eat them. Js. I better stop there.