Edgar
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inb4 "dn read" go suck some bbc
So I went to Turkey(istanbul) in August for a week. Just to blow off some steam and you know have fun and shit. I have a friend there who is about 5-5.5 psl(important) he is my best friend ( no homo) and we were basically just hanging out in Istanbul. We went to this place called kadikoy that is full of metalheads like 6 out of 10 people are rocking (get it?) a metal band t-shirt. I had a Pantera t-shirt on at the time. So anyways we got this restaurant called Happy moons and a ordered a bunch of food, pigged out like crazy jfl. Then as we just got out of the restaurant, we were about 10-15 meters away, a fat chick comes up to us running, she was out of breath jfl. She says to me my friend likes you and would like your Instagram if possible. At first I thought she meant my friend, but she said no I meant you. At this moment my turboautism kicked and I said to my friend "Is this a joke? Are they fucking with us?" And the girl saw my reaction jfl and was like okay that is a no. My friend said no he doesn't want to give his IG. Cause I gave such a bad reaction that the situation was unsalvageable at that point. As we were walking away my friend called me a retard and I explained to me that such things are normal in Istanbul, because we are originally from a fairly conservative country. And it dawned on me like oh shit I missed my one fucking chance at an ons shit fuck. So depressed I wanted to commit sudoku right there on the street.
I blame .me for making me even more autistic than I already was. Screw you guys.
Afterwards we went to an arcade and played pool. The I punched the boxing machine to take out my frustrations a little bit jfl.
So I went to Turkey(istanbul) in August for a week. Just to blow off some steam and you know have fun and shit. I have a friend there who is about 5-5.5 psl(important) he is my best friend ( no homo) and we were basically just hanging out in Istanbul. We went to this place called kadikoy that is full of metalheads like 6 out of 10 people are rocking (get it?) a metal band t-shirt. I had a Pantera t-shirt on at the time. So anyways we got this restaurant called Happy moons and a ordered a bunch of food, pigged out like crazy jfl. Then as we just got out of the restaurant, we were about 10-15 meters away, a fat chick comes up to us running, she was out of breath jfl. She says to me my friend likes you and would like your Instagram if possible. At first I thought she meant my friend, but she said no I meant you. At this moment my turboautism kicked and I said to my friend "Is this a joke? Are they fucking with us?" And the girl saw my reaction jfl and was like okay that is a no. My friend said no he doesn't want to give his IG. Cause I gave such a bad reaction that the situation was unsalvageable at that point. As we were walking away my friend called me a retard and I explained to me that such things are normal in Istanbul, because we are originally from a fairly conservative country. And it dawned on me like oh shit I missed my one fucking chance at an ons shit fuck. So depressed I wanted to commit sudoku right there on the street.
I blame .me for making me even more autistic than I already was. Screw you guys.
Afterwards we went to an arcade and played pool. The I punched the boxing machine to take out my frustrations a little bit jfl.
