BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

[gintoki sataka]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL-ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, it's not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full-on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME AND YOU'RE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low-Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8-packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging, everyone at the beach is insanely rich—they all showed up in Porsches, and the beaches are lined with houses over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch—these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and it's nightmare fuel since TCAP-style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches at the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless—this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled, mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything.'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE.


I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in at the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on Tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:


GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big volleyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Clicquot. You know how to use a barbecue, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knowledge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like Aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You don't frequent just one beach, you are a connoisseur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and it's great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Let's face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in its fullness and live their life according to this principle—which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine wildlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.


To end this post: there's only one truecel here that doesn't belong at the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong at the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except a basement dwelling or wagecucking in some dead-end IT jobs

random pic

 

[gintoki sataka]

 

[richoxne]

until 6'5 Chad from Atlantis emerges from the ocean

mirin high effort

 

[Deleted member 284650]

COPIED FROM .IS JFL

BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

Just don't go: 1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES...

incels.is

 

[gintoki sataka]

COPIED FROM .IS JFL

BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

Just don't go: 1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES...

incels.is

Well, it was a reference, but this thread is lil bit diffrent

 

[fr0st]

COPIED FROM .IS JFL

BRUTAL BEACH PILL: INCELS SHOULD AVOID THE BEACH AT ALL COSTS

Just don't go: 1. WOMEN IN FULL ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, its not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES...

incels.is

everybody knows that .org is a drainage pipe for old .is threads

 

[Chromosome-X]

so brutal im never going to the beach

 

[Anthony111554]

stop copying SlayerSlayer

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC

There is no problem with kids being exposed to nudity.
It should be normal and it's human nature.
It's our fuckass society that has turned it into something wierd and something purely sexual / inappropriate.

 

[SomaliSub5]

that picture is fucking brutal, the two chicks lowkey avoiding the one guy and being closer to the other guys

why are you overthinking the beach tho just enjoy yourself its not that serious

 

[gintoki sataka]

There is no problem with kids being exposed to nudity.
It should be normal and it's human nature.
It's our fuckass society that has turned it into something wierd and something purely sexual / inappropriate.

high iq

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Butt floss thongs has been the standard swimsuit in brazil for foids since 40 years ago

And men use speedos. Lately niggas switched to shorts tho which is cringe, speedos mog

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Butt floss thongs has been the standard swimsuit in brazil for foids since 40 years ago

And men use speedos. Lately niggas switched to shorts tho which is cringe, speedos mog

I remember when i was 17 some 30 yo white milf with gym body in tiny bikini kept trying to small talk with me on the beach lol but i was with family

 

[kiannnn]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL-ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, it's not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full-on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME AND YOU'RE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low-Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8-packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging, everyone at the beach is insanely rich—they all showed up in Porsches, and the beaches are lined with houses over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch—these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and it's nightmare fuel since TCAP-style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches at the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless—this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled, mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything.'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE.


I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in at the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on Tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:


GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big volleyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Clicquot. You know how to use a barbecue, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knowledge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like Aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You don't frequent just one beach, you are a connoisseur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and it's great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Let's face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in its fullness and live their life according to this principle—which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine wildlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.


To end this post: there's only one truecel here that doesn't belong at the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong at the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except a basement dwelling or wagecucking in some dead-end IT jobsView attachment 4510329
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saw this on .is a while ago

 

[Deleted member 324037]

Just don't go:

1. WOMEN IN FULL-ON BUTTFLOSS THONGS SHOWING OFF. I swear to fucking god, it's not like swimwear growing up, bitches these days have absolutely no shame about full-on showing asscheek in butt floss IN PUBLIC. It's just too much. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT CHILDREN CAN SEE THESE WHORES IN A THONG IN PUBLIC, BUT YOU PUT MILEENA IN A THONG IN A MODERN VIDEO GAME AND YOU'RE AN INCEL AND SHOULD DIE.
2. Shirtless Low-Inhib Chads. Not only do you have these skanks running around, you have Chads with 8-packs everywhere making sure you feel their genetic superiority. These hooligans often workout in public like circus performers, only instead of tips, they want sex.
3. Massively wealthmogged. On top of the massive looks and low-inhib mogging, everyone at the beach is insanely rich—they all showed up in Porsches, and the beaches are lined with houses over 10 million dollars inhabited by low-inhib boomer degenerates that have spiritual whores 30 years younger than them barbecuing shrimp in a bikini. As well as all those cocaine yacht degenerates.
4. Stupid children that run into your crotch—these kids are not watched over by their parents at all. These kids are more feral than dogs and have zero attention span, they will run about in every direction unpredictably, and do completely inappropriate things all the time like moon each other or run into your crotch, and it's nightmare fuel since TCAP-style pedo vigilantes are everywhere.
5. Ugly people. While there are a lot of hot bitches at the beach, there are also extremely fat ugly people that have no business showing that much skin in public, and they are disgusting to look at.
6. Drugs and homeless—this is everywhere but at the beach they are even more entitled, mainly because the homeless at the beach tend to be entitled whites that probably deserved to lose it all for being a piece of shit. These are the kind of homeless that ask for $5, not 'anything.'

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW HUMANS ACT SO DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IT MAKES NO SENSE.


I would go further to state that there is a high correlation between being 'beach-ready' and being a bonafide sex haver. When you have the ability to fit in at the beach, it's a sign that you are ready enough to slap your photos on a dating app and get laid on Tinder like a normie no problem. If you can't do normie things on a beach, you simply are an incel, or at best, can only date sub-5s. Here are some abilities a 'beach ready' person has:


GET READY FOR THE BEACH PILL:

1. Physical fitness + LOW-INHIB. You look good shirtless and have the confidence to walk around shirtless. You are not too pale. You have abs, you are relaxed and smile like a surfer dude that woke up to a BJ. You are shirtless with plausible deniability. It's not like you are a tryhard running shirtless in the city. It's a natural place to be shirtless and show off your pecs.
2. You have both time AND money. It costs money to go to the beach. While most don't live near the beach, it's still costly in terms of fuel & parking, getting food or drinks near the beach comes at a premium. You have to buy accessories for beach sports, beach towels, swimsuits, surfboards, etc. You also have a lot of time, time to get to the beach and enjoy it. Time to work on your bod to be beach ready. Time to relax.
3. You probably have FRIENDS to go to the beach with. Most beach goers don't go alone, they HAVE FRIENDS, so they can play a big volleyball game, or have a public dance party and grind each other in public. Thru your friend group you have easy access to drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. As well as premium alcohol like Veuve Clicquot. You know how to use a barbecue, and you know exactly the kind of EDM music to attract a crowd of normies to turn them into sex zombies.
4. You are skilled at various beach sports, boat knowledge, and know CPR. You are TALL ENOUGH to play volleyball and slap a ball down a midget's neck. If a bitch drowns in the water, you have the ability to swim out there like Aquaman and save her.
5. You are worldly. You don't frequent just one beach, you are a connoisseur of various beaches all over the world, you've been to beaches in Thailand, in Fiji, in Hawaii, and can talk at length about the differences of water and sand quality, as well as have sex life perspective on the beach sluts of beaches all over the world.
6. You have things to do on a summer holiday on the 4th of July, LIKE GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX.
7. You DONT HAVE AUTISM. What you don't fucking see for miles at a beach are autists. Nobody brings their gaming laptop to a fucking beach. Just people with extrovert 'beach personalities' that have the ability to 'read' each other's sexuality with no oral communication whatsoever. Beach people like to be around other low-inhib beach people and they all fuck each other to spread STDs and cocaine and it's great.
8. You are probably white, or white-adjacent. Let's face it. Minorities teach their children to swim at massively lower rates due to lack of access to pools, and ability to vacation in general, on top of having negative buoyant bodies. Having a relationship with water is an important part of WHITE CULTURE. White people experience the four seasons in its fullness and live their life according to this principle—which means that having summer vacations at the beach every single year and becoming water-safe swimming experts is simply a skill white people are expected to have.
9. You are spiritual. You probably believe in crystals and astrology and reiki. You care about marine wildlife more than minorities. These are important things to women.

I would bet a fist full of cash that a dating profile that simply showcases a man's beach superiority is the clearest solution to what is needed to get as many matches as possible. For example, if you were to take two Chads of equal looks, and make one more beachy, the beach Chad will win easily. THE BEACH IS NATURE'S NIGHTCLUB. It's a mog or get mogged environment. But if you mog at the beach, you will mog with flying colors at any other place in the world: you WILL fuck, and fuck all day till your dick falls off.


To end this post: there's only one truecel here that doesn't belong at the beach, and just like how he doesn't belong at the beach, he really doesn't belong anywhere except a basement dwelling or wagecucking in some dead-end IT jobsView attachment 4510329
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also sand gets everywhere
ill go to the beach for five mins and im finding it in every corner of my home like fucking horcruxes for the rest of my existence

 

[Foreverbrad]

Yeah it’s making me reconsider my Thailand trip plans tbh. I’m just not built for this shit.

 

[Whatever]

Some of this is exaggerated, for instance you don’t necessarily need a Chad face or obviously gymceled body. But it’s definitely the right idea to use beach readiness as a litmus test for sex appeal, that’s one of my specific goals in looksmaxxing. No awkward failos, no bad angles, good health indicators might honestly be enough.

I’ve had this thought for a while since some the few guys I’ve ever been envious of as far as what girls they were pulling have been surfers. And on the apps, with some of the hottest girls I’ve matched with, they have beach or EDM pictures and the guys in the background are roughly the competition or standard.

 

[lalalanotlistening]

its fun to play in the sand

 

[gintoki sataka]

also sand gets everywhere
ill go to the beach for five mins and im finding it in every corner of my home like fucking horcruxes for the rest of my existence

Yeah it’s making me reconsider my Thailand trip plans tbh. I’m just not built for this shit.

Get jacked before going to the beach,or it's like suicide

its fun to play in the sand

Some of this is exaggerated, for instance you don’t necessarily need a Chad face or obviously gymceled body. But it’s definitely the right idea to use beach readiness as a litmus test for sex appeal, that’s one of my specific goals in looksmaxxing. No awkward failos, no bad angles, good health indicators might honestly be enough.

I’ve had this thought for a while since some the few guys I’ve ever been envious of as far as what girls they were pulling have been surfers. And on the apps, with some of the hottest girls I’ve matched with, they have beach or EDM pictures and the guys in the background are roughly the competition or standard.

 

[walee]

Brutal pic

 

[Verdam]

ive always hated going to the beach for this reason, even as a little kid
fyi im not an incel im just ugly

 

[OldRooster]

It is a curious phenomenon that thong swimsuits at the beach are much more common now than they were 10+ years ago, but 10+ years ago it was far more common than it is now to see women wearing revealing tops and short shorts in day to day non beach locations like the market, or just walking around town.

Also, 20+ years ago obese people had the good sense to not go to the beach.