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Samson. The 6’2 Nazirite whom was blessed by God with super human strength. Keep in mind that 6’2 in the Biblical times was the equivalent of being 8’0 in today’s world. The average height of most people in those days was 4’9.
Samson was blessed by God in so many ways. His power came from his hair. Let that sink in. God didn’t give him a bald head. God gave him hair. His hair was his power. Why didn’t God give him a bald head which was powerful? Because baldness is ugly. Everyone knows it. Not only was he super human but he was also a ladies man. But, this was his downfall.
Part I - Samson destroys a lion with his bare hands on his way to propose to his oneitis
Samson fell in love with a girl. A philistine. He decides one day to propose. He is on the dirt path toward her house when he encounters a lion. This lion is sent by God. He kills this lion with his bare hands. He utterly destroys it as if it were a tiny dog. Not even a scratch! A true bad boy. This is not something your every day cuck could do. Killing a lion in itself is already hard, but killing a lion with just your hands is something only a strong, blessed chad can do. You notice how no ugly man can do this. Most ugly short cucks would shit their pants in fear.
Part II - Samson tells a riddle that results in him massacring 30 men for clothes!
After his brutal massacre of the lion, Samson goes to his 30 grooms men and tells a riddle. The riddle is a humblebrag about the lion he just killed. He says if they solve the riddle he will give them 30 pieces of nice designer clothes. But, if they can’t solve it, they must give it to him.
This shit pisses the groomsmen off. They become furious and threaten Samson’s soon to be wife. They tell her if she doesn’t give them the answer to the riddle they will burn her house down and kill her family. (Damn even these niggas were dark triad but they were ugly, so she didn’t give a fuck about them!)
So, this no name slut is afraid and begs Samson to tell her the riddle so she can give it to the groomsmen. He tearfully does, and then the next day they tell Samson the answer to the riddle.
He becomes furious.
He then has to give them 30 pieces of high end clothing. So he goes out to a field and slaughters some random poor donkey and takes his jaw bone and brutally massacres 30 people for their clothes. What a dark triad psychopath. He then goes back to the village of the slut and gives the clothes to the 30 groomen. He then goes home angrily.
Part III - Samson the gigachad gets cucked, but still finds a way to win
Samson goes home and stays there. Sad. Broken. Alone.
He eventually goes back to the philistine whore but finds out that her father gave the slut to one of the groomsmen! She is married to him and they fuck. Samson is instead given the slut’s younger sister to marry instead.
But this ends up bad. He burns the groomsmens crops, so in return they kill his new wife! They also burn down his father in laws home.
He slaughters more of them fuckers! Him against 50 or so men and he kills them all. A true alpha male. Mogs everyone in terms of strength and fighting skills.
He then runs away to hide in some cave. He is chased and captured.
But luckily for him, God loved him, so he breaks free and kills literally thousands of men with the jawbone of a donkey!
Imagine that. Imagine cucks these days going to war killing maybe 4 people in a span of months. Meanwhile Samson single handedly slaughtered thousands of armed men using just a jaw bone of some donkey. And what about the poor donkey? What about his feelings? Who gives a fuck! God wanted his bad boy to win! Fuck the donkey and fuck those thousands of men!
Part IV - Grand Finale - Samson gets another slut and kills even more men!
Seems like this nigga just couldn’t stop massacring people. After he slaughters those people with the donkey bone, he goes to Gaza. He finds a literal harlot. A true whore. A slut in every sense of the word. He fucks her. She didn’t care if he just killed thousands of men. Hell, she wouldnt even care if he slaughtered the entire planet! She’s not missing out on that samsonite dick. In fact, she didn’t even charge him to fuck. He fucked her for free. Other subhumans were being charitable and good men all their lives and still had to pay to fuck. Meanwhile Samson just gets finished killing an army of men, still breathing hard, and goes balls deep into some slut he just met.
Also, some men are on their way to kill him, so samson rips the entire gate off the hinges and takes it with him to the hill where he fucks the girl.
Anyway, he falls in love with her. But eventually this turns out to be a bad, bad situation for Samson. A whore is not to be trusted. A whore will turn on even the most good looking man on earth if given the right reward, and in this case it was silver.
She is bribed with the money. She gets closer to Samson and learns that the only reason he is so strong is because his long hair that God blessed him with. Once Samson falls asleep like a good hearted simp, she cuts his hair off and there goes his power!
Notice how he was winning when he was evil, but as soon as he falls in love and starts being a sappy bitch, he loses?
Anyway, the army finds him and ties him up. But, Samson has the final word. He brings the entire fucking building down with his strength and kills his self along with the entire army.
In conclusion…
Samson was an evil bad boy. He fucked. He killed. He was tall. He was handsome. You know…the typical stereotypical dark triad Chad.
Some interesting points to notice:
- he was strong up until the point where he fell in love. Once he fell in love, he opened up more and eventually trusted the wrong person
- he was blessed despite being a mass murderer. Not even his brutal kill streaks could take away God’s adoration for him.
- his height and hair were halos. Notice how men of today have to have hair transplants or tattoo their hair?
God gave him these traits because obviously these traits are synonymous with “good looking”. Even God himself knows that being short is ugly and being bald is ugly. If being bald or short wasn’t ugly, how come God didn’t make Samson 4’0 manlet?
TLDR: Samson was a blessed talk gigachad mass murderer and pussy slayer with height halo, looks halo, hair halo, and even God himself loved him so much. He was a dark triad bad boy and won at life. Good boys lose.
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Samson was blessed by God in so many ways. His power came from his hair. Let that sink in. God didn’t give him a bald head. God gave him hair. His hair was his power. Why didn’t God give him a bald head which was powerful? Because baldness is ugly. Everyone knows it. Not only was he super human but he was also a ladies man. But, this was his downfall.
Part I - Samson destroys a lion with his bare hands on his way to propose to his oneitis
Samson fell in love with a girl. A philistine. He decides one day to propose. He is on the dirt path toward her house when he encounters a lion. This lion is sent by God. He kills this lion with his bare hands. He utterly destroys it as if it were a tiny dog. Not even a scratch! A true bad boy. This is not something your every day cuck could do. Killing a lion in itself is already hard, but killing a lion with just your hands is something only a strong, blessed chad can do. You notice how no ugly man can do this. Most ugly short cucks would shit their pants in fear.
Part II - Samson tells a riddle that results in him massacring 30 men for clothes!
After his brutal massacre of the lion, Samson goes to his 30 grooms men and tells a riddle. The riddle is a humblebrag about the lion he just killed. He says if they solve the riddle he will give them 30 pieces of nice designer clothes. But, if they can’t solve it, they must give it to him.
This shit pisses the groomsmen off. They become furious and threaten Samson’s soon to be wife. They tell her if she doesn’t give them the answer to the riddle they will burn her house down and kill her family. (Damn even these niggas were dark triad but they were ugly, so she didn’t give a fuck about them!)
So, this no name slut is afraid and begs Samson to tell her the riddle so she can give it to the groomsmen. He tearfully does, and then the next day they tell Samson the answer to the riddle.
He becomes furious.
He then has to give them 30 pieces of high end clothing. So he goes out to a field and slaughters some random poor donkey and takes his jaw bone and brutally massacres 30 people for their clothes. What a dark triad psychopath. He then goes back to the village of the slut and gives the clothes to the 30 groomen. He then goes home angrily.
Part III - Samson the gigachad gets cucked, but still finds a way to win
Samson goes home and stays there. Sad. Broken. Alone.
He eventually goes back to the philistine whore but finds out that her father gave the slut to one of the groomsmen! She is married to him and they fuck. Samson is instead given the slut’s younger sister to marry instead.
But this ends up bad. He burns the groomsmens crops, so in return they kill his new wife! They also burn down his father in laws home.
He slaughters more of them fuckers! Him against 50 or so men and he kills them all. A true alpha male. Mogs everyone in terms of strength and fighting skills.
He then runs away to hide in some cave. He is chased and captured.
But luckily for him, God loved him, so he breaks free and kills literally thousands of men with the jawbone of a donkey!
Imagine that. Imagine cucks these days going to war killing maybe 4 people in a span of months. Meanwhile Samson single handedly slaughtered thousands of armed men using just a jaw bone of some donkey. And what about the poor donkey? What about his feelings? Who gives a fuck! God wanted his bad boy to win! Fuck the donkey and fuck those thousands of men!
Part IV - Grand Finale - Samson gets another slut and kills even more men!
Seems like this nigga just couldn’t stop massacring people. After he slaughters those people with the donkey bone, he goes to Gaza. He finds a literal harlot. A true whore. A slut in every sense of the word. He fucks her. She didn’t care if he just killed thousands of men. Hell, she wouldnt even care if he slaughtered the entire planet! She’s not missing out on that samsonite dick. In fact, she didn’t even charge him to fuck. He fucked her for free. Other subhumans were being charitable and good men all their lives and still had to pay to fuck. Meanwhile Samson just gets finished killing an army of men, still breathing hard, and goes balls deep into some slut he just met.
Also, some men are on their way to kill him, so samson rips the entire gate off the hinges and takes it with him to the hill where he fucks the girl.
Anyway, he falls in love with her. But eventually this turns out to be a bad, bad situation for Samson. A whore is not to be trusted. A whore will turn on even the most good looking man on earth if given the right reward, and in this case it was silver.
She is bribed with the money. She gets closer to Samson and learns that the only reason he is so strong is because his long hair that God blessed him with. Once Samson falls asleep like a good hearted simp, she cuts his hair off and there goes his power!
Notice how he was winning when he was evil, but as soon as he falls in love and starts being a sappy bitch, he loses?
Anyway, the army finds him and ties him up. But, Samson has the final word. He brings the entire fucking building down with his strength and kills his self along with the entire army.
In conclusion…
Samson was an evil bad boy. He fucked. He killed. He was tall. He was handsome. You know…the typical stereotypical dark triad Chad.
Some interesting points to notice:
- he was strong up until the point where he fell in love. Once he fell in love, he opened up more and eventually trusted the wrong person
- he was blessed despite being a mass murderer. Not even his brutal kill streaks could take away God’s adoration for him.
- his height and hair were halos. Notice how men of today have to have hair transplants or tattoo their hair?
God gave him these traits because obviously these traits are synonymous with “good looking”. Even God himself knows that being short is ugly and being bald is ugly. If being bald or short wasn’t ugly, how come God didn’t make Samson 4’0 manlet?
TLDR: Samson was a blessed talk gigachad mass murderer and pussy slayer with height halo, looks halo, hair halo, and even God himself loved him so much. He was a dark triad bad boy and won at life. Good boys lose.
@n0rthface
@RealLooksmaxxer
@RoBobaFett999
@Sphinx
@AlexBrown84
@subhuman incel
@Toth's thot
@ropemax
@PingPong
@SubhumanCurrycel
@Hades
I wonder what your next blackpill study will be tho
