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I have heard from multiple of my friends that their friend, who I hang out with sometimes has an absolutely gigantic dick. Apparently 8+ inches and thicker than a deodorant can.

Recently my friend told me that when he was staying with this lad while working abroad last summer he told him while he was high that him and his gf have to use lube every time they have sex because its too big and that she orgasms from PIV every time within a few minutes. He also told him that she told him that all of her friends told her their boyfriends never make them cum from PIV and she is the only person she knows who can.

BRUTAL just because this guy who is below average PSL and bit of a degenerate personality won the genetic lottery in one aspect his masculine ego identity will always be healthy and fulfilled.

I am 7×4.5 and I have made my gf orgasm from PIV but it only happens sometimes and it usually takes a few minutes in the same position going steady and fast. This fella just inserts his dick and she has a quivering orgasm. Its just not fair im so jealous.
 
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Yeah buddy it's over for you and him after my horse dick transplant with ramieri
 
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thats why you gotta dickmaxx
 
Kind of faggot post but true
 
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Also by the way your gf is almost certainly faking those few orgasms.
 
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I have heard from multiple of my friends that their friend, who I hang out with sometimes has an absolutely gigantic dick. Apparently 8+ inches and thicker than a deodorant can.

Recently my friend told me that when he was staying with this lad while working abroad last summer he told him while he was high that him and his gf have to use lube every time they have sex because its too big and that she orgasms from PIV every time within a few minutes. He also told him that she told him that all of her friends told her their boyfriends never make them cum from PIV and she is the only person she knows who can.

BRUTAL just because this guy who is below average PSL and bit of a degenerate personality won the genetic lottery in one aspect his masculine ego identity will always be healthy and fulfilled.

I am 7×4.5 and I have made my gf orgasm from PIV but it only happens sometimes and it usually takes a few minutes in the same position going steady and fast. This fella just inserts his dick and she has a quivering orgasm. Its just not fair im so jealous.
That's right man. If your penis isn't small enough girls just won't fuck with you. I got nothing to worry about though because nobody tiny mogs me.
 
7x4.5:lul:
does ur shit look like a pencil jfl
 
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Also by the way your gf is almost certainly faking those few orgasms.
idk I still am kind of sceptical but i think theyre real because if she was happy faking she would do it all the time, it happens pretty rarely and only in one position
 
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7x4.5:lul:
does ur shit look like a pencil jfl

llooks pretty small in person
 
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llooks pretty small in person
look into pe on reddit. very time consuming but worth it if you're seriously concerned.:feelsokman:
 
I have heard from multiple of my friends that their friend, who I hang out with sometimes has an absolutely gigantic dick. Apparently 8+ inches and thicker than a deodorant can.

Recently my friend told me that when he was staying with this lad while working abroad last summer he told him while he was high that him and his gf have to use lube every time they have sex because its too big and that she orgasms from PIV every time within a few minutes. He also told him that she told him that all of her friends told her their boyfriends never make them cum from PIV and she is the only person she knows who can.

BRUTAL just because this guy who is below average PSL and bit of a degenerate personality won the genetic lottery in one aspect his masculine ego identity will always be healthy and fulfilled.

I am 7×4.5 and I have made my gf orgasm from PIV but it only happens sometimes and it usually takes a few minutes in the same position going steady and fast. This fella just inserts his dick and she has a quivering orgasm. Its just not fair im so jealous.
Mental fucking masturbation at its finest. sybau nigger
 
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I've an average dick, not gigantic like porn stars.

It was anonymous and I was flaccid (grower btw) and she called me "mini". Brootal:feelsrope:

Then, when I was erect she says "show me your face, if you're handsome, it's big. If you're ugly, you're mini" I still feel it was funny asf:lul:
 
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idk I still am kind of sceptical but i think theyre real because if she was happy faking she would do it all the time, it happens pretty rarely and only in one position
Yeh fair enough. I still don’t understand why you would bother with a gf when she would orgasm with an 8x6 every time. Sex is just a humiliation ritual for you 90% of the time. I am 6.4 x 4.9 roughly similar to you and I would never bother with sex because it would be a joke with my girth and I definitely would never ltr.
 

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