Brutal Gene Pill

[trueyakub67]

I have to go on a 9hr drive to go see my uncles daughters baptism tmr. The thing is my dad is 5’3 and i’m not much taller than him. Everyone (that’s a man) is almost/or 6+. HOW THE FUCK IS MY DADS BROTHER FUCKING 6FT. WHY AM I NOT FUCKING BLESSED. To make it anyyyyy better my cousin there, is 6’4. To make it evennnnn betterrr, they haven’t seen me since i was in grade 4. Do you know what they are thinking rn? Maybe thinking a slim, ~5’10, athletic, good looking guy, right? NOOO. I’m a fat chud, 5’4, unatgletic as fuck, and ugly. If you have a tall family or good looking family, BE FUCKING GRATEFULL CAUSE IM BOUTA END MY SHI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. It’s so over bro.

 

[Stacyslayerᛉ]

DNR+ didnt we had another term for this???

 

[Striated]

off topic was made for this dnr worthy shit

 

[dbdrFanboy]

Just say you got moved dude brootal

 

[Endocrinology]

I have to go on a 9hr drive to go see my uncles daughters baptism tmr. The thing is my dad is 5’3 and i’m not much taller than him. Everyone (that’s a man) is almost/or 6+. HOW THE FUCK IS MY DADS BROTHER FUCKING 6FT. WHY AM I NOT FUCKING BLESSED. To make it anyyyyy better my cousin there, is 6’4. To make it evennnnn betterrr, they haven’t seen me since i was in grade 4. Do you know what they are thinking rn? Maybe thinking a slim, ~5’10, athletic, good looking guy, right? NOOO. I’m a fat chud, 5’4, unatgletic as fuck, and ugly. If you have a tall family or good looking family, BE FUCKING GRATEFULL CAUSE IM BOUTA END MY SHI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. It’s so over bro.

nigga thats your cousin

 

[zenserenity]

I have to go on a 9hr drive to go see my uncles daughters baptism tmr. The thing is my dad is 5’3 and i’m not much taller than him. Everyone (that’s a man) is almost/or 6+. HOW THE FUCK IS MY DADS BROTHER FUCKING 6FT. WHY AM I NOT FUCKING BLESSED. To make it anyyyyy better my cousin there, is 6’4. To make it evennnnn betterrr, they haven’t seen me since i was in grade 4. Do you know what they are thinking rn? Maybe thinking a slim, ~5’10, athletic, good looking guy, right? NOOO. I’m a fat chud, 5’4, unatgletic as fuck, and ugly. If you have a tall family or good looking family, BE FUCKING GRATEFULL CAUSE IM BOUTA END MY SHI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. It’s so over bro.

Wear platforms and height insoles for like another 4 inches,

5'8 is socially acceptable for them.

 

[Endocrinology]

Wear 8 inch shoe lifts just to troll

 

[dyelbro]

I have to go on a 9hr drive to go see my uncles daughters baptism tmr. The thing is my dad is 5’3 and i’m not much taller than him. Everyone (that’s a man) is almost/or 6+. HOW THE FUCK IS MY DADS BROTHER FUCKING 6FT. WHY AM I NOT FUCKING BLESSED. To make it anyyyyy better my cousin there, is 6’4. To make it evennnnn betterrr, they haven’t seen me since i was in grade 4. Do you know what they are thinking rn? Maybe thinking a slim, ~5’10, athletic, good looking guy, right? NOOO. I’m a fat chud, 5’4, unatgletic as fuck, and ugly. If you have a tall family or good looking family, BE FUCKING GRATEFULL CAUSE IM BOUTA END MY SHI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. It’s so over bro.

yeah man it might be over

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

6'2 uncle on my mom's side + 5'8 mom, 6'3 at 16 but im 100% indian lol (over ). im a waste of height genes.

 

[trueyakub67]

nigga thats your cousin

this guy is 6’4, plays bball and baseball, is basically chad, doesn’t give a fuck, and i haven’t seen him in forever so he prob is excpecting more then a chud.

 

[trueyakub67]

off topic was made for this dnr worthy shit

mb

 

[trueyakub67]

Wear platforms and height insoles for like another 4 inches,

5'8 is socially acceptable for them.

my wingspan is 5’8 so i’ll look better then