Brutal gf just asked me what I would do if she bought a dildo

[Catawampus]

Wtf should I reply, obviously I am not in favor of this at all, in fact I am vehemently against it, I’m not about to get cucked by a fucking piece of rubber. Is she shittesting me? What should I say? Not a larp btw istg u cant make this shit up.

 

[Deleted member 11758]

are you gonna let her peg you like @CupOfCoffee

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Wtf should I reply, obviously I am not in favor of this at all, in fact I am vehemently against it, I’m not about to get cucked by a fucking piece of rubber. Is she shittesting me? What should I say? Not a larp btw istg u cant make this shit up.

ask her to buy you a dildo too

 

[Broly]

You should ride it

 

[Catawampus]

are you gonna let her peg you like @CupOfCoffee

I need advice bruh

 

[hebbewem]

She will use it to fuck you
@CupOfCoffee

 

[Catawampus]

ask her to buy you a dildo too

You should ride it

Ngl this might be a power play, say ok but I’m gonna use it too

 

[Catawampus]

Like @CupOfCoffee

 

[Deleted member 8904]

I would say “I don’t really care” cause I’m not about to let a silicone penis trip me up

 

[Catawampus]

Ngl I should dump her ass just for asking that shit

 

[Catawampus]

I would say “I don’t really care” cause I’m not about to let a silicone penis trip me up

Low t ngl

 

[OldRooster]

sizes of the dildo and your penis would be enlightening. Would the dildo have a vibration function?

 

[Cali Yuga]

tell her to buy buttplug to stretch out because youre finna go spelunking

 

[Cali Yuga]

or you could link her one of those kits where you can make a mold out of your dick

 

[malishka]

stop being such an insecure bitch tbh, just say yeah and move on

she shouldn't even be asking you in the first place

 

[looksmaxxed]

cure her of it by fucking her ass at an almost vertical angle until she starts bleeding

 

[GymcelDoomer]

ops dick must be incredibly average or below average. brutal dick pill

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Buy male sex toys yourself

there’s a guide in botb

 

[Deleted member 11758]

I need advice bruh

you need to drop that bitch bro, she sounds like a complete and utter slut, shes for the streets, i can’t imagine what her body count is, you deserve better king

 

[whiteissuperior]

Ngl I should dump her ass just for asking that shit

the fact that she even asked shows how little respect she has for you.

she thinks she can subcommunicate to you that your penis is inadequate and youll stay cuz you're a cuck

you unironically need to leave her

 

[aBetterMii]

Kill her (in minecraft)