Alienmaxxer
That is exactly why humans can never achieve it
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I was on a date with a HTB French girl I met on Hinge. We sit down in a park and start talking about friends:
Her: "So, have you made any friends since you moved here?"
(I moved here a year ago. Now I don't have any friends but don't wanna sound like a loser so I LARP having some)
Me: "Yeah, some from my math program."
Her: "What do you guys talk about?"
(Fuck she's asking questions I have to improv some answers to ts)
Me: "Uh, like math and what we did over the weekend and shit like that"
Her: "What do you guys do together outside of school?"
(I have no idea how to LARP this and what to say)
Me: "Well, we don't meet up as a group, just like one-on-one to grab coffee or whatever."
Her: "So, you're not part of a friend group or anything then?"
(God damnit)
Me: "Well, no haha"
...
A bit later:
Her: Can I ask an impolite question?
(Oh no, here it comes)
Her: Do you have autism?
Me: ... Yeah. How could you tell?
Her: It's incredibly obvious. You're like the most visually obviously autistic person I've met.
Gonna just blow my head off atp. Brutal.
Her: "So, have you made any friends since you moved here?"
(I moved here a year ago. Now I don't have any friends but don't wanna sound like a loser so I LARP having some)
Me: "Yeah, some from my math program."
Her: "What do you guys talk about?"
(Fuck she's asking questions I have to improv some answers to ts)
Me: "Uh, like math and what we did over the weekend and shit like that"
Her: "What do you guys do together outside of school?"
(I have no idea how to LARP this and what to say)
Me: "Well, we don't meet up as a group, just like one-on-one to grab coffee or whatever."
Her: "So, you're not part of a friend group or anything then?"
(God damnit)
Me: "Well, no haha"
...
A bit later:
Her: Can I ask an impolite question?
(Oh no, here it comes)
Her: Do you have autism?
Me: ... Yeah. How could you tell?
Her: It's incredibly obvious. You're like the most visually obviously autistic person I've met.
Gonna just blow my head off atp. Brutal.
