BRUTAL I GOT FOUND OUT TRYING TO FRAUD A PRESCRIPTION

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I was trying to get Furosomide to look like a skeleton so I used an online pharmacy service. I thought they wouldn't give a fuck like most telemarketers services and give me my shit. WRONG.

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I edited a prescription template with Paint 3D, put a random Dr name, random adress etc. And sent it through a free fax service. I legit was feeling like DiCaprio in "catch me if you can"

this looks a little too bright catch me if you can GIF


Then today I get an email saying the fax didn't go through so I had to make a call. I had to pretend to be a Dr and started fumbling so bad. I asked for 40 grams of furosemide instead of milligrams JFL.
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Lady over the phone corrected me and said it was mg, at that moment I knew it was over. I gave a random adress and now I'm waiting they take pity on my sorry ass and give me a refund

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i once managed to fraudmaxx and manipulate my way to 3x100 zopiclone prescriptions
 
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I was trying to get Furosomide to look like a skeleton so I used an online pharmacy service. I thought they wouldn't give a fuck like most telemarketers services and give me my shit. WRONG.

Warner Bros Lol GIF by Joker Movie


I edited a prescription template with Paint 3D, put a random Dr name, random adress etc. And sent it through a free fax service. I legit was feeling like DiCaprio in "catch me if you can"

this looks a little too bright catch me if you can GIF


Then today I get an email saying the fax didn't go through so I had to make a call. I had to pretend to be a Dr and started fumbling so bad. I asked for 40 grams of furosemide instead of milligrams JFL.
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Lady over the phone corrected me and said it was mg, at that moment I knew it was over. I gave a random adress and now I'm waiting they take pity on my sorry ass and give me a refund

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Mirin' balls to call as a Dr. there :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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all my years being addicted to sleeping pills has made me into an expert in manipulating doctors
 
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Mirin' balls to call as a Dr. there :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Lady was nice af. You could tell I didn't know shit. When she ask for instructions I said once a day but then corrected it to once a week. She said those were uncommon instructions but will process it.
 
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Idk here in Russia I just go to pharmacy stores and buy anything I want and even if they ask me for a prescription I just say I have one and don't show it they don't care and sell a drug to me
 
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Idk here in Russia I just go to pharmacy stores and buy anything I want and even if they ask me for a prescription I just say I have one and don't show it they don't care and sell a drug to me
It's difference in murica ig
 
It's difference in murica ig
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I can easily buy accutane aromasin cabergoline hcg phenibut at any store
furosemide as I well I tried it but it feels like shit tbh
 
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I can easily buy accutane aromasin cabergoline hcg phenibut at any store
furosemide as I well I tried it but it feels like shit tbh
However, Phenozepam, Lyrica and such are hard to get nowadays. Also, no Adderall, no Ritalin, no Modafinil, no Bupropion available unless black market (with a risk of jail time) or importing a month supply with a foreign prescription.
 
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However, Phenozepam, Lyrica and such are hard to get nowadays. Also, no Adderall, no Ritalin, no Modafinil, no Bupropion available unless black market (with a risk of jail time) or importing a month supply with a foreign prescription.
yes thats brutal
 
When I was greycel of obtaining drugs I actually lost money leaving shit like that...
 
Nigga tried being a doctor on the phone 💀💀💀immediately over when u try that
 
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When I was greycel of obtaining drugs I actually lost money leaving shit like that...
Lmao, only $9

Any places where you get your shit now?
 
Lmao, only $9

Any places where you get your shit now?
Yes. Full blown corruption from china and 3rd world countries :smonk:
 
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Bruh

Pm and lik those websites or sellers
What exactly do you want? It's not really a website service. They're obtained in X country and then sourced accordingly. That's to say youd need a contact in X country to get it for you. I do. However steroids and any lab compound I could provide source with website. They probably can produce all drugs but in bulk so not really ideal for you maybe?
 
What exactly do you want? It's not really a website service. They're obtained in X country and then sourced accordingly. That's to say youd need a contact in X country to get it for you. I do. However steroids and any lab compound I could provide source with website. They probably can produce all drugs but in bulk so not really ideal for you maybe?
I want furosemide or known as Lasix
 
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I was trying to get Furosomide to look like a skeleton so I used an online pharmacy service. I thought they wouldn't give a fuck like most telemarketers services and give me my shit. WRONG.

Warner Bros Lol GIF by Joker Movie


I edited a prescription template with Paint 3D, put a random Dr name, random adress etc. And sent it through a free fax service. I legit was feeling like DiCaprio in "catch me if you can"

this looks a little too bright catch me if you can GIF


Then today I get an email saying the fax didn't go through so I had to make a call. I had to pretend to be a Dr and started fumbling so bad. I asked for 40 grams of furosemide instead of milligrams JFL.
View attachment 1988271



Lady over the phone corrected me and said it was mg, at that moment I knew it was over. I gave a random adress and now I'm waiting they take pity on my sorry ass and give me a refund

View attachment 1988269
You get a like just for being low inhib
 
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The exact same thing happened to me a year ago trying to buy HGH
Except I didn’t larp as a doctor on phone call jfl
Caged hard
 
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good post, genuinely nicholas caged, thsnk you for brightening my day with a good laugh kind stranger OP :)
 
How did I not see this 🤣🤣.
Top-tier cagefuel.
Update?
 
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How did I not see this 🤣🤣.
Top-tier cagefuel.
Update?
tu penses que ça peut mieux marcher sur une pharmacie en ligne ?
Je vais chopper ma ritaline tous les mois dans ma pharmacie locale, ils vont peut-être penser que je fraude si je demande de la Furosomide avec fausse ordonance
 
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How did I not see this 🤣🤣.
Top-tier cagefuel.
Update?
tu penses que ça peut mieux marcher sur une pharmacie en ligne ?
Je vais chopper ma ritaline tous les mois dans ma pharmacie locale, ils vont peut-être penser que je fraude si je demande de la Furosomide avec fausse ordonnance
 
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The key to manipulating doctors is just to be really "worried" tell them a really long story full of premediated lies and pretend you think they're really smart and definitely not retarded so they'll take pity on you and just give you what you need
 
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tu penses que ça peut mieux marcher sur une pharmacie en ligne ?
Je vais chopper ma ritaline tous les mois dans ma pharmacie locale, ils vont peut-être penser que je fraude si je demande de la Furosomide avec fausse ordonance
non ce serait plus difficile en ligne parce que la systeme verifierait la prescription automatiquement. L'ordinateur peut voir la repertoire et une ordonance fausse n'y sera :lul:
 
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tu penses que ça peut mieux marcher sur une pharmacie en ligne ?
Je vais chopper ma ritaline tous les mois dans ma pharmacie locale, ils vont peut-être penser que je fraude si je demande de la Furosomide avec fausse ordonnance
je pense que ça vaut ke coup d’essayer en ligne ouais.
Je pensais faire pareil.
 

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