BRUTAL KALIGULA LORE

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Our Lord Kaligula once had a deep infatuation with a girl. He was so lovestruck that he dropped his gangster aura and used to giggle like a girl when he was in her vicinity. One could only imagine what angel could make Lord Kaligula fall in love with her.

Turns out her last name rhymed with "kaligula'"

One could only hope that this twisted tale of Lord Kaligula's Narcy trait ended at this juncture but there is even more !!

In a fit of drunken stupor, Lord Kaligula asked out the angelic beauty at a party they were both attending. Mind you this was a very high profile party containing some of the most popular and rich kids at school. But our Lord's exploits helped him get him invited.

Anyway continuing the tale, Kaligula first complimented the girl to which she blushed. Sensing that the prey was vulnerable Lord Kaligula cast a net with his next sentence "We could go out for dinner one night at that new joint that has opened up recently". Our heroine blushed and giggled. Mind you at this point Lord already had a wide grin plastered across his face. So he went one step further and asked for her number.

But the angel went near his ear and whispered "Stupid boy you already know me"

Kaligula was shocked, "How ? You only joined school last year"

She replied sweetly "I made the dxd server, remember me sweetie ?"

Kaligula reeled back at those words, "You are @menas ?"

The girl replied, "Who else but me. We gurls have already infiltrated your base. But you won me over with your antics in those days. Why do you think I befriended you ? I liked you all along !"

But Kaligula didnt even bother to listen. His mind was numb, shocked that his sacred home could be raided, shocked that all those months he was talking to a girl, revealing his deepest darkest secrets.

The girl said, "Let's ride into the sunset together. Forget about that site, forget about your friends, half of them are women anyway. I helped them disguise nicely didn't I ?"

But Kaligula was too shocked. He was on the cusp of faiting. He helped himself out of the party running away from the noise to collect himself


WAS ALL OF THIS A LIE ? IS @Master A FED ? IS THIS A HONEYTRAP ? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE SUCKED INTO ?

tags = @Greypiller @Neucher @Underdog9494 @Jonas2k7

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

DNR but rep

 

[Neucher]

mirin

 

[Mainlander]

Gas the Jews

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

DNR but rep

Read this shit. This is for everyone

 

[obscuredusk]

Great story, almost cried

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

Read this shit. This is for everyone

fine I will

 

[FutureER]

 

[Franco.]

they lived happily ever after

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

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I have added screenshots for proof

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

@The Homelander @EthiopianMaxxer @itzyaboyJJ @Volksstaffel @ThisCat

 

[FutureER]

I have added screenshots for proof

Okay saar

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[Greypiller]

Our Lord Kaligula once had a deep infatuation with a girl. He was so lovestruck that he dropped his gangster aura and used to giggle like a girl when he was in her vicinity. One could only imagine what angel could make Lord Kaligula fall in love with her.

Turns out her last name rhymed with "kaligula'"

One could only hope that this twisted tale of Lord Kaligula's Narcy trait ended at this juncture but there is even more !!

In a fit of drunken stupor, Lord Kaligula asked out the angelic beauty at a party they were both attending. Mind you this was a very high profile party containing some of the most popular and rich kids at school. But our Lord's exploits helped him get him invited.

Anyway continuing the tale, Kaligula first complimented the girl to which she blushed. Sensing that the prey was vulnerable Lord Kaligula cast a net with his next sentence "We could go out for dinner one night at that new joint that has opened up recently". Our heroine blushed and giggled. Mind you at this point Lord already had a wide grin plastered across his face. So he went one step further and asked for her number.

But the angel went near his ear and whispered "Stupid boy you already know me"

Kaligula was shocked, "How ? You only joined school last year"

She replied sweetly "I made the dxd server, remember me sweetie ?"

Kaligula reeled back at those words, "You are @menas ?"

The girl replied, "Who else but me. We gurls have already infiltrated your base. But you won me over with your antics in those days. Why do you think I befriended you ? I liked you all along !"

But Kaligula didnt even bother to listen. His mind was numb, shocked that his sacred home could be raided, shocked that all those months he was talking to a girl, revealing his deepest darkest secrets.

The girl said, "Let's ride into the sunset together. Forget about that site, forget about your friends, half of them are women anyway. I helped them disguise nicely didn't I ?"

But Kaligula was too shocked. He was on the cusp of faiting. He helped himself out of the party running away from the noise to collect himself


WAS ALL OF THIS A LIE ? IS @Master A FED ? IS THIS A HONEYTRAP ? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE SUCKED INTO ?

tags = @Greypiller @Neucher @Underdog9494 @Jonas2k7


SOME SCREENSHOTS AS PROOF
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come on what kind of a shitty repfarm is this , 0 effort

 

[menas]

brutal

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

come on what kind of a shitty repfarm is this , 0 effort

Well I had to cook up this shit with only 2 screenshots

 

[Fusionxz]

STOP ASKING ME TO BUMPPPP

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

brutal

How are you still not banned ?

 

[Fusionxz]

@sensitive young man

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

STOP ASKING ME TO BUMPPPP

Who did ?

 

[menas]

How are you still not banned ?

cause i have a dick?

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

cause i have a dick?

This story is 100% real. So you are lying

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[Volksstaffel]

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Our Lord Kaligula once had a deep infatuation with a girl. He was so lovestruck that he dropped his gangster aura and used to giggle like a girl when he was in her vicinity. One could only imagine what angel could make Lord Kaligula fall in love with her.

Turns out her last name rhymed with "kaligula'"

One could only hope that this twisted tale of Lord Kaligula's Narcy trait ended at this juncture but there is even more !!

In a fit of drunken stupor, Lord Kaligula asked out the angelic beauty at a party they were both attending. Mind you this was a very high profile party containing some of the most popular and rich kids at school. But our Lord's exploits helped him get him invited.

Anyway continuing the tale, Kaligula first complimented the girl to which she blushed. Sensing that the prey was vulnerable Lord Kaligula cast a net with his next sentence "We could go out for dinner one night at that new joint that has opened up recently". Our heroine blushed and giggled. Mind you at this point Lord already had a wide grin plastered across his face. So he went one step further and asked for her number.

But the angel went near his ear and whispered "Stupid boy you already know me"

Kaligula was shocked, "How ? You only joined school last year"

She replied sweetly "I made the dxd server, remember me sweetie ?"

Kaligula reeled back at those words, "You are @menas ?"

The girl replied, "Who else but me. We gurls have already infiltrated your base. But you won me over with your antics in those days. Why do you think I befriended you ? I liked you all along !"

But Kaligula didnt even bother to listen. His mind was numb, shocked that his sacred home could be raided, shocked that all those months he was talking to a girl, revealing his deepest darkest secrets.

The girl said, "Let's ride into the sunset together. Forget about that site, forget about your friends, half of them are women anyway. I helped them disguise nicely didn't I ?"

But Kaligula was too shocked. He was on the cusp of faiting. He helped himself out of the party running away from the noise to collect himself


WAS ALL OF THIS A LIE ? IS @Master A FED ? IS THIS A HONEYTRAP ? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE SUCKED INTO ?

tags = @Greypiller @Neucher @Underdog9494 @Jonas2k7

Big news for the unemployed

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Big news for the unemployed

Technically you skipped school so you could count as one. Maybe you are a woman too

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[Underdog9494]

Bro do you have any cryptocurrency I'm really in need of some urgently, any amount would help

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bro do you have any cryptocurrency I'm really in need of some urgently, any amount would help

My last savings were gone to Lord Kaligula

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

come on what kind of a shitty repfarm is this , 0 effort

What effort should I put in next time ? Any constructive feedback ? This came on demand so next time I'd like to keep some things ready

 

[sensitive young man]

@sensitive young man

damn ts nigula sad backstory ahh

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

damn ts nigula sad backstory ahh

help me bump this brah

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

This is my last time doing this. Ungrateful nigger doesnt even bother to log in

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bump

 

[Fusionxz]

bump NIGGERRRR

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

bump NIGGERRRR

This thread is not enjoyable unfortunately

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

bump NIGGERRRR

Leave it. Its not as good as my Bernie Video anyway. The only way to repfarm is to make some banger voiceover

 

[Fusionxz]

This thread is not enjoyable unfortunately

if that nigula tells me to bump again im strangling him

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Last bump

 

[givemeheight]

who even is this nigger i don't know I don't care

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

who even is this nigger i don't know I don't care

I wish we could all but the tyranny of this menace surpasses all

 

[eternalcoper]

i must've given you so many reps under this thread anyways cool story not fap worthy tho.

 

[Neucher]

kaligula needs to be unbanned

 

[sensitive young man]

help me bump this brah

bump

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

bump

stop bumping tbh. It reads cringe after further examination

 

[sensitive young man]

stop bumping tbh. It reads cringe after further examination

bump from mumbai

 

[shakara]

Holy Dnrfuel

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Holy Dnrfuel

Over