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Our Lord Kaligula once had a deep infatuation with a girl. He was so lovestruck that he dropped his gangster aura and used to giggle like a girl when he was in her vicinity. One could only imagine what angel could make Lord Kaligula fall in love with her.
Turns out her last name rhymed with "kaligula'"
One could only hope that this twisted tale of Lord Kaligula's Narcy trait ended at this juncture but there is even more !!
In a fit of drunken stupor, Lord Kaligula asked out the angelic beauty at a party they were both attending. Mind you this was a very high profile party containing some of the most popular and rich kids at school. But our Lord's exploits helped him get him invited.
Anyway continuing the tale, Kaligula first complimented the girl to which she blushed. Sensing that the prey was vulnerable Lord Kaligula cast a net with his next sentence "We could go out for dinner one night at that new joint that has opened up recently". Our heroine blushed and giggled. Mind you at this point Lord already had a wide grin plastered across his face. So he went one step further and asked for her number.
But the angel went near his ear and whispered "Stupid boy you already know me"
Kaligula was shocked, "How ? You only joined school last year"
She replied sweetly "I made the dxd server, remember me sweetie ?"
Kaligula reeled back at those words, "You are @menas ?"
The girl replied, "Who else but me. We gurls have already infiltrated your base. But you won me over with your antics in those days. Why do you think I befriended you ? I liked you all along !"
But Kaligula didnt even bother to listen. His mind was numb, shocked that his sacred home could be raided, shocked that all those months he was talking to a girl, revealing his deepest darkest secrets.
The girl said, "Let's ride into the sunset together. Forget about that site, forget about your friends, half of them are women anyway. I helped them disguise nicely didn't I ?"
But Kaligula was too shocked. He was on the cusp of faiting. He helped himself out of the party running away from the noise to collect himself
WAS ALL OF THIS A LIE ? IS @Master A FED ? IS THIS A HONEYTRAP ? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE SUCKED INTO ?
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