Brutal lookism in football: Top 20 ugliest players

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1. Franck Ribéry – The French international suffered a terrible accident when he was just 2 years old, resulting in scars that earned him the cruel nickname 'Scarface'.


2. Ángel Di María – Was once officially declared the ugliest player in the Premier League in a poll of over 250 women.


3. Sulley Muntari – The Ghanaian midfielder is frequently placed on these lists because his features appear heavily centered in the middle of his face.


4. Hameur Bouazza – The retired Algerian midfielder is noted for a triangular head shape, a broad nose, and prominent ears.


5. Carlos Tévez – Nicknamed 'Apache', Tévez suffered third-degree burns from hot water at 10 months old and has always famously refused cosmetic surgery to remove the scars.


6. Gervinho – The Ivorian forward is noted for his distinctively wide forehead, prominent hairline, and long braids.


7. Scott Chipperfield – The Australian player made the ranking due to his early balding, prominent nose, and droopy eyes.


8. Héctor Herrera – The Mexican midfielder is described in the article as having slightly disproportionate features, including protruding ears and a prominent jawline.


9. Jairo Patiño – The retired Colombian player was nicknamed the "Old Man" even during his youth due to his facial features.


10. Joleon Lescott – The former English defender sustained a prominent forehead scar from a severe car crash when he was 5 years old.


11. Ronaldinho – The Brazilian legend is famous for his incredibly prominent teeth and large smile, though he later underwent minor cosmetic dentistry to adjust them.


12. Daniel Ludueña – The Argentine midfielder, nicknamed 'Hachita', is jokingly described as having missed out on the better family genetics compared to his younger brother.


13. Mesut Özil – The former Arsenal playmaker has frequently been compared online to the cartoon fish Nemo due to his distinctively wide, prominent eyes.


14. Ralf – The Brazilian defensive midfielder earned a spot on the list due to his wide, prominent nose.


15. Wayne Rooney – The Manchester United legend was heavily criticized early in his career for his rapidly receding hairline, leading him to spend over £20,000 on hair transplants.


16. Felipe Caicedo – The Ecuadorian striker was voted the "ugliest player in the Copa América" back in 2011.


17. William Chiroque – Nicknamed 'Budgie', this Peruvian player was also singled out by fans during the 2011 Copa América tournament.


18. Héctor Reynoso – Nicknamed 'Samson' for his long hair, the Mexican defender is noted for his highly rugged features and large nose.


19. Iván Campo – The former Real Madrid and Bolton player was often described as having a "caveman" look paired with very wild, frizzy hair.


20. Ruy Cabeção – His real name is Ruy Bueno Neto, but he was given the footballing nickname 'Cabeção' (which translates directly to "Big Head" in Portuguese).


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1. Franck Ribéry – The French international suffered a terrible accident when he was just 2 years old, resulting in scars that earned him the cruel nickname 'Scarface'.


2. Ángel Di María – Was once officially declared the ugliest player in the Premier League in a poll of over 250 women.


3. Sulley Muntari – The Ghanaian midfielder is frequently placed on these lists because his features appear heavily centered in the middle of his face.


4. Hameur Bouazza – The retired Algerian midfielder is noted for a triangular head shape, a broad nose, and prominent ears.


5. Carlos Tévez – Nicknamed 'Apache', Tévez suffered third-degree burns from hot water at 10 months old and has always famously refused cosmetic surgery to remove the scars.


6. Gervinho – The Ivorian forward is noted for his distinctively wide forehead, prominent hairline, and long braids.


7. Scott Chipperfield – The Australian player made the ranking due to his early balding, prominent nose, and droopy eyes.


8. Héctor Herrera – The Mexican midfielder is described in the article as having slightly disproportionate features, including protruding ears and a prominent jawline.


9. Jairo Patiño – The retired Colombian player was nicknamed the "Old Man" even during his youth due to his facial features.


10. Joleon Lescott – The former English defender sustained a prominent forehead scar from a severe car crash when he was 5 years old.


11. Ronaldinho – The Brazilian legend is famous for his incredibly prominent teeth and large smile, though he later underwent minor cosmetic dentistry to adjust them.


12. Daniel Ludueña – The Argentine midfielder, nicknamed 'Hachita', is jokingly described as having missed out on the better family genetics compared to his younger brother.


13. Mesut Özil – The former Arsenal playmaker has frequently been compared online to the cartoon fish Nemo due to his distinctively wide, prominent eyes.


14. Ralf – The Brazilian defensive midfielder earned a spot on the list due to his wide, prominent nose.


15. Wayne Rooney – The Manchester United legend was heavily criticized early in his career for his rapidly receding hairline, leading him to spend over £20,000 on hair transplants.


16. Felipe Caicedo – The Ecuadorian striker was voted the "ugliest player in the Copa América" back in 2011.


17. William Chiroque – Nicknamed 'Budgie', this Peruvian player was also singled out by fans during the 2011 Copa América tournament.


18. Héctor Reynoso – Nicknamed 'Samson' for his long hair, the Mexican defender is noted for his highly rugged features and large nose.


19. Iván Campo – The former Real Madrid and Bolton player was often described as having a "caveman" look paired with very wild, frizzy hair.


20. Ruy Cabeção – His real name is Ruy Bueno Neto, but he was given the footballing nickname 'Cabeção' (which translates directly to "Big Head" in Portuguese).


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1. Franck Ribéry – The French international suffered a terrible accident when he was just 2 years old, resulting in scars that earned him the cruel nickname 'Scarface'.


2. Ángel Di María – Was once officially declared the ugliest player in the Premier League in a poll of over 250 women.


3. Sulley Muntari – The Ghanaian midfielder is frequently placed on these lists because his features appear heavily centered in the middle of his face.


4. Hameur Bouazza – The retired Algerian midfielder is noted for a triangular head shape, a broad nose, and prominent ears.


5. Carlos Tévez – Nicknamed 'Apache', Tévez suffered third-degree burns from hot water at 10 months old and has always famously refused cosmetic surgery to remove the scars.


6. Gervinho – The Ivorian forward is noted for his distinctively wide forehead, prominent hairline, and long braids.


7. Scott Chipperfield – The Australian player made the ranking due to his early balding, prominent nose, and droopy eyes.


8. Héctor Herrera – The Mexican midfielder is described in the article as having slightly disproportionate features, including protruding ears and a prominent jawline.


9. Jairo Patiño – The retired Colombian player was nicknamed the "Old Man" even during his youth due to his facial features.


10. Joleon Lescott – The former English defender sustained a prominent forehead scar from a severe car crash when he was 5 years old.


11. Ronaldinho – The Brazilian legend is famous for his incredibly prominent teeth and large smile, though he later underwent minor cosmetic dentistry to adjust them.


12. Daniel Ludueña – The Argentine midfielder, nicknamed 'Hachita', is jokingly described as having missed out on the better family genetics compared to his younger brother.


13. Mesut Özil – The former Arsenal playmaker has frequently been compared online to the cartoon fish Nemo due to his distinctively wide, prominent eyes.


14. Ralf – The Brazilian defensive midfielder earned a spot on the list due to his wide, prominent nose.


15. Wayne Rooney – The Manchester United legend was heavily criticized early in his career for his rapidly receding hairline, leading him to spend over £20,000 on hair transplants.


16. Felipe Caicedo – The Ecuadorian striker was voted the "ugliest player in the Copa América" back in 2011.


17. William Chiroque – Nicknamed 'Budgie', this Peruvian player was also singled out by fans during the 2011 Copa América tournament.


18. Héctor Reynoso – Nicknamed 'Samson' for his long hair, the Mexican defender is noted for his highly rugged features and large nose.


19. Iván Campo – The former Real Madrid and Bolton player was often described as having a "caveman" look paired with very wild, frizzy hair.


20. Ruy Cabeção – His real name is Ruy Bueno Neto, but he was given the footballing nickname 'Cabeção' (which translates directly to "Big Head" in Portuguese).


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1. Franck Ribéry – The French international suffered a terrible accident when he was just 2 years old, resulting in scars that earned him the cruel nickname 'Scarface'.


2. Ángel Di María – Was once officially declared the ugliest player in the Premier League in a poll of over 250 women.


3. Sulley Muntari – The Ghanaian midfielder is frequently placed on these lists because his features appear heavily centered in the middle of his face.


4. Hameur Bouazza – The retired Algerian midfielder is noted for a triangular head shape, a broad nose, and prominent ears.


5. Carlos Tévez – Nicknamed 'Apache', Tévez suffered third-degree burns from hot water at 10 months old and has always famously refused cosmetic surgery to remove the scars.


6. Gervinho – The Ivorian forward is noted for his distinctively wide forehead, prominent hairline, and long braids.


7. Scott Chipperfield – The Australian player made the ranking due to his early balding, prominent nose, and droopy eyes.


8. Héctor Herrera – The Mexican midfielder is described in the article as having slightly disproportionate features, including protruding ears and a prominent jawline.


9. Jairo Patiño – The retired Colombian player was nicknamed the "Old Man" even during his youth due to his facial features.


10. Joleon Lescott – The former English defender sustained a prominent forehead scar from a severe car crash when he was 5 years old.


11. Ronaldinho – The Brazilian legend is famous for his incredibly prominent teeth and large smile, though he later underwent minor cosmetic dentistry to adjust them.


12. Daniel Ludueña – The Argentine midfielder, nicknamed 'Hachita', is jokingly described as having missed out on the better family genetics compared to his younger brother.


13. Mesut Özil – The former Arsenal playmaker has frequently been compared online to the cartoon fish Nemo due to his distinctively wide, prominent eyes.


14. Ralf – The Brazilian defensive midfielder earned a spot on the list due to his wide, prominent nose.


15. Wayne Rooney – The Manchester United legend was heavily criticized early in his career for his rapidly receding hairline, leading him to spend over £20,000 on hair transplants.


16. Felipe Caicedo – The Ecuadorian striker was voted the "ugliest player in the Copa América" back in 2011.


17. William Chiroque – Nicknamed 'Budgie', this Peruvian player was also singled out by fans during the 2011 Copa América tournament.


18. Héctor Reynoso – Nicknamed 'Samson' for his long hair, the Mexican defender is noted for his highly rugged features and large nose.


19. Iván Campo – The former Real Madrid and Bolton player was often described as having a "caveman" look paired with very wild, frizzy hair.


20. Ruy Cabeção – His real name is Ruy Bueno Neto, but he was given the footballing nickname 'Cabeção' (which translates directly to "Big Head" in Portuguese).


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