Brutal memory idk if ive shared it here

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This was last year and it was midway through my weightloss journey I lost it all very qhick so I was probably a like 5'10 180 and mlnot low tier subhuman at theis time in as like mid subhuman (high subhuman rn)
Anyways we are making stories in English I forget on what but we were in groups I was doing mine with my friends and the girls sitting next to.me had a stalker in their story and this is the conversation BTW she is g I and m girl and me
G: hey could you like help us out with our story
M: sure what do you need
G: so we have like a stalker and hes looking through her windows but I dont know like what a stalker would say to a girl
M: idk im not a stalker
G: yeah but like I feel like you would know like you give off stalker vibes
M: what why do you say that what have I ever done to give off stalker vibes
G: idk like I feel like you just like look like you would be a stalker
So can you help me?
M: no idk what a stalker would say because im not a stalker
Blah blah blah you get the point this is paraphrased bcs it was a while ago but I remember this convo hurting badly but they were all laughing at me I did nothing im a really sweet dude I mind my business when it comes to girls I never even look at them bcz im afraid ill come off as creepy like what the fuck
Im just a subhuman
Paying the price for being ugly asf
For no reason
I didn't do nothing to nobody
What the fuck man
 
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This was last year and it was midway through my weightloss journey I lost it all very qhick so I was probably a like 5'10 180 and mlnot low tier subhuman at theis time in as like mid subhuman (high subhuman rn)
Anyways we are making stories in English I forget on what but we were in groups I was doing mine with my friends and the girls sitting next to.me had a stalker in their story and this is the conversation BTW she is g I and m girl and me
G: hey could you like help us out with our story
M: sure what do you need
G: so we have like a stalker and hes looking through her windows but I dont know like what a stalker would say to a girl
M: idk im not a stalker
G: yeah but like I feel like you would know like you give off stalker vibes
M: what why do you say that what have I ever done to give off stalker vibes
G: idk like I feel like you just like look like you would be a stalker
So can you help me?
M: no idk what a stalker would say because im not a stalker
Blah blah blah you get the point this is paraphrased bcs it was a while ago but I remember this convo hurting badly but they were all laughing at me I did nothing im a really sweet dude I mind my business when it comes to girls I never even look at them bcz im afraid ill come off as creepy like what the fuck
@turkcelfatcel
 
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This was last year and it was midway through my weightloss journey I lost it all very qhick so I was probably a like 5'10 180 and mlnot low tier subhuman at theis time in as like mid subhuman (high subhuman rn)
Anyways we are making stories in English I forget on what but we were in groups I was doing mine with my friends and the girls sitting next to.me had a stalker in their story and this is the conversation BTW she is g I and m girl and me
G: hey could you like help us out with our story
M: sure what do you need
G: so we have like a stalker and hes looking through her windows but I dont know like what a stalker would say to a girl
M: idk im not a stalker
G: yeah but like I feel like you would know like you give off stalker vibes
M: what why do you say that what have I ever done to give off stalker vibes
G: idk like I feel like you just like look like you would be a stalker
So can you help me?
M: no idk what a stalker would say because im not a stalker
Blah blah blah you get the point this is paraphrased bcs it was a while ago but I remember this convo hurting badly but they were all laughing at me I did nothing im a really sweet dude I mind my business when it comes to girls I never even look at them bcz im afraid ill come off as creepy like what the fuck
@eon
 
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i wonder if your threads would hit the same if you didnt have that Bart Simpson pfp
 
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Thats brutal bro proves the halo
 
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This was last year and it was midway through my weightloss journey I lost it all very qhick so I was probably a like 5'10 180 and mlnot low tier subhuman at theis time in as like mid subhuman (high subhuman rn)
Anyways we are making stories in English I forget on what but we were in groups I was doing mine with my friends and the girls sitting next to.me had a stalker in their story and this is the conversation BTW she is g I and m girl and me
G: hey could you like help us out with our story
M: sure what do you need
G: so we have like a stalker and hes looking through her windows but I dont know like what a stalker would say to a girl
M: idk im not a stalker
G: yeah but like I feel like you would know like you give off stalker vibes
M: what why do you say that what have I ever done to give off stalker vibes
G: idk like I feel like you just like look like you would be a stalker
So can you help me?
M: no idk what a stalker would say because im not a stalker
Blah blah blah you get the point this is paraphrased bcs it was a while ago but I remember this convo hurting badly but they were all laughing at me I did nothing im a really sweet dude I mind my business when it comes to girls I never even look at them bcz im afraid ill come off as creepy like what the fuck
Im just a subhuman
Paying the price for being ugly asf
For no reason
I didn't do nothing to nobody
What the fuck man
Id go ER if this happened to me

Mirin self control not insulting the girls in that momment
 
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Id go ER if this happened to me

Mirin self control not insulting the girls in that momment
Legit insulting would've made me look even more like a loser plus shes super hot and my friend gf I have a comeback if she ever fucks with me again
 
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I'm sorry this happened to you
 
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Happy Penn Badgley GIF by Lifetime
 
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