Brutally cucked by campus security last night

[cmfanel]

Visiting nyc this weekend and one of my friends go to school here so went out to a college bar last night with him. wasnt too into it at first and was cold as shit so walked out with him to get some food and cigs from a deli to warm up. finished eating and was finishing my cig back inside the bar when a girl approached me and asked if i was smoking the cig. i said yea what ab it and she asked if she could have one. then she said cigs arent allowed inside here so i said sure lets go outside (lol)

cigs btw are the easiest way to meet people, cig theory > NT theory

anyway went outside and started smoking n talking. afterwards she decided to give me a campus tour just us walking around at night. another tangent girls will do everything in their power to non explicitly say theyll hook up. they will make the opportunity available to you but if you dont read the signs youre ngmi. so anyway started making out and shit and asked if i could come back to her dorm. she said nah campus security is fucked youre not coming without a badge. pretty much tried everything, waiting for guard to come out, lying to him saying i left something in her room, everything. was eventually 4am and had no luck and had to dip. so was stuck getting blue balls in the back of the uber coming back to my hotel. went back to my room played some eu4 and passed out while i couldve been fucking

@forevergymcelling
@6ft4

 

[Deleted member 11758]

ew nigga you smoke cigs

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tldr bitch I don’t read long paragraphs unless it get my dick sucked

 

[Deleted member 2382]

you should've brought her back to your hotel
why would she initiate that shit knowing you could not get past campus security if she was not willing to go to your place
I have indeed jumped over a giga high campus gate to fuck some girl after the security guard stopped me from entering
A few times I bluffed my way past security to slay

 

[cmfanel]

you should've brought her back to your hotel
why would she initiate that shit knowing you could not get past campus security if she was not willing to go to your place
I have indeed jumped over a giga high campus gate to fuck some girl after the security guard stopped me from entering
A few times I bluffed my way past security to slay

shes in the fucking bronx im in fucking mid town manhatten