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matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with. Ordered a pump the following week.

DONT BOTHER SLEEPING WITH GIRLS AT SUB 5 Inch girth. 5.5 is better preferably. But I see why it’s OVER as a SUB5 now.
 
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matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with.
Ordered a pump the following week.
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Man that was hilarious.
 
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matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with. Ordered a pump the following week.

DONT BOTHER SLEEPING WITH GIRLS AT SUB 5 Inch girth. 5.5 is better preferably. But I see why it’s OVER as a SUB5 now.
How attractive are you, out of 10?
 
5.5 girth minimum
 
meanwhile chad has a bigger dick
 
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I’m 60 KG at 5,10 so fairly skinny yea. But the problem is girth tbh, I’d go to 5,7 for 3 inches of girth.
Brutal.
 
matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with. Ordered a pump the following week.

DONT BOTHER SLEEPING WITH GIRLS AT SUB 5 Inch girth. 5.5 is better preferably. But I see why it’s OVER as a SUB5 now.
Over if not 6x5 minimum
 
Over if not 6x5 minimum
I’d argue 5,5 girth is the minimum. I need to make sure I have girth for uni. Big dick halo in uni must be overpowered, once you sleep with one girl she will tell all her friends.
 
I’d argue 5,5 girth is the minimum. I need to make sure I have girth for uni. Big dick halo in uni must be overpowered, once you sleep with one girl she will tell all her friends.
Depends how old - uni prob 5.5 but school 5 or maybe even 4.5 depending on year
 
Depends how old - uni prob 5.5 but school 5 or maybe even 4.5 depending on year
Brutal as it gets older with age, once girls have had a big dick it’s over. My oneitis first was an 8x6
 
matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with. Ordered a pump the following week.

DONT BOTHER SLEEPING WITH GIRLS AT SUB 5 Inch girth. 5.5 is better preferably. But I see why it’s OVER as a SUB5 now.
drop yubo slaying guide
 
Just ice your balls
 
matched a girl off Yubo and went to her house the following day. Everything went well, put on lil tjay sex sounds and we started getting jiggy. I had her in missionary but she wasn’t moaning that much if anything she was moaning louder when I was fingering her. My length is 7.2 but girth 4.7-4.8. After I was finished I told her if she enjoyed it. She said it was “ok”. The next day over text she was like u have a pencil dick and I was the thinnest she’d been with. Ordered a pump the following week.

DONT BOTHER SLEEPING WITH GIRLS AT SUB 5 Inch girth. 5.5 is better preferably. But I see why it’s OVER as a SUB5 now.
Time to LDAR black brocel :feelsbadman:
 
im a bit like you, 7.4x5.2, I am completely satisfied with length but i have a bit of a pencil dick.

im still in puberty though, slightly late bloomer and im 15 so it might still increase, in the case that it doesnt increase i will only start pe after i lose my virginity
 
im a bit like you, 7.4x5.2, I am completely satisfied with length but i have a bit of a pencil dick.

im still in puberty though, slightly late bloomer and im 15 so it might still increase, in the case that it doesnt increase i will only start pe after i lose my virginity
i have a feeling you and op aren't measuring correctly if your worried that your small, go find dildos online and look at their insertable measurements you guys are both bigger significantly. If they're saying your still the smallest you probably didn't measure correctly
75% of people on getting bigger and measured penis don't measure correctly
 
i have a feeling you and op aren't measuring correctly if your worried that your small, go find dildos online and look at their insertable measurements you guys are both bigger significantly. If they're saying your still the smallest you probably didn't measure correctly
75% of people on getting bigger and measured penis don't measure correctly
Ik I mog niggas in length, it’s just girth I don’t. Avg girth is like 5,5
 
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i have a feeling you and op aren't measuring correctly if your worried that your small, go find dildos online and look at their insertable measurements you guys are both bigger significantly. If they're saying your still the smallest you probably didn't measure correctly
75% of people on getting bigger and measured penis don't measure correctly
then how should you measure girth?
 
thick dick is what women like yeah Its true.
 

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