yochico_yojordan
Will I reach LMTN?
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My roommate introduced me to his friend we'll call A. He said that I would like A because he is "just like me"
Turns out he is just like me, but better, in every single way.
He's 1 inch taller. He's got a really high appeal face, like sure his mandible might be a little recessed but his features are actually insane. Easily HTN. And extremely deep voice halo.
Better coloring
I'm known for being the smart friend, he's smarter.
Saw him in the gym deadlifting 400 (ik that's not that impressive, but it's double mine)
He has way cooler hobbies (he's somehow a snowboarder, yet lives in Texas?)
Literally everyone he's friends with glazes him and invites him to everything. He's like the group leader. He's also humble and friendly though, he's not a dick or anything
He's more charismatic and extremely NT.
He has similar interests to me, but is more knowledgeable on all of them
He's funnier than me
There's even a prestigious professor who is known for hating everyone but favored me (not in a teachers pet way) but everyone joked I was the only student he liked and I got a lot of benefits from it. Just found out he's working on a secret project under NDA with A though, that I wasn't even invited to.
If I was still bluepilled I'd be best friends with him, but now I know that standing within 5 ft of him is an automatic decension
Turns out he is just like me, but better, in every single way.
He's 1 inch taller. He's got a really high appeal face, like sure his mandible might be a little recessed but his features are actually insane. Easily HTN. And extremely deep voice halo.
Better coloring
I'm known for being the smart friend, he's smarter.
Saw him in the gym deadlifting 400 (ik that's not that impressive, but it's double mine)
He has way cooler hobbies (he's somehow a snowboarder, yet lives in Texas?)
Literally everyone he's friends with glazes him and invites him to everything. He's like the group leader. He's also humble and friendly though, he's not a dick or anything
He's more charismatic and extremely NT.
He has similar interests to me, but is more knowledgeable on all of them
He's funnier than me
There's even a prestigious professor who is known for hating everyone but favored me (not in a teachers pet way) but everyone joked I was the only student he liked and I got a lot of benefits from it. Just found out he's working on a secret project under NDA with A though, that I wasn't even invited to.
If I was still bluepilled I'd be best friends with him, but now I know that standing within 5 ft of him is an automatic decension
