Bryce hall is the ultimate proof of my theory

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JBW + JHH
Aka Just be white + Just have hair
First things first he’s ~5’8 and even though he’s admitted to using SARMs his frame is absolute dogshit tier because of his prepubescent level clavicles and
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Next he’s recessed to high haven
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Absolute mirror image of the wimp skull

to top it off he has death tier eye area without any eye colour hailo to make up for it
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Prey eyes, bad PFL, UEE, and NCT
Bad mouth width subhuman lips

his only redeeming feature is his “wavy brown hair” and the fact he’s white.
Despite all the shit he gets this guy is a chad among zoomer girls 20 million followers and on his weigh in to the boxing match teenage girls were literally squealing for him.
 
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His lower third is good though in that it’s very lean
 
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JBW + JHH
Aka Just be white + Just have hair
First things first he’s ~5’8 and even though he’s admitted to using SARMs his frame is absolute dogshit tier because of his prepubescent level clavicles and
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Next he’s recessed to high haven
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Absolute mirror image of the wimp skull

to top it off he has death tier eye area without any eye colour hailo to make up for it
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Prey eyes, bad PFL, UEE, and NCT
Bad mouth width subhuman lips

his only redeeming feature is his “wavy brown hair” and the fact he’s white.
Despite all the shit he gets this guy is a chad among zoomer girls 20 million followers and on his weigh in to the boxing match teenage girls were literally squealing for him.
Imagine getting btfo while on sarms @goat2x
 
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shitty eyebrows, upper orbitals / symmetry 404, mouthbreather nose + what op said.

too many falio's without body halo ngl...
 
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You're just coping
He mogs easily average male, both face and body wise
 
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Having hair is not enough to be Chad, but it is necessary to be considered human tbh 😢.
 
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You're just coping
He mogs easily average male, both face and body wise
Semi true
People here have distorted views of what people look like irl
He’s above average irl
 
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You're just coping
He mogs easily average male, both face and body wise
absolutely over, i've seen toddlers who airwaymog him :lul:
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you need either looks, money or status

he is softmaxxed normie and has status, probably decent money too.:y'all:
 
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i want to beat up bryce hall so fucking bad that his skull would be deformed till the end of his miserable life

imagine doing a sport for nearly a decade get your skull bashed in by ethnics and other niggers just to tiktokers stealing yoru fame

bryce hall you took everything i worked motherfucker
 
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you need either looks, money or status

he is softmaxxed normie and has status, probably decent money too.:y'all:
Bryce Hall net worth
The website Celebrity Net Worth says Bryce Hall also has a net worth of $2 million.
 
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JBW + JHH
Aka Just be white + Just have hair
First things first he’s ~5’8 and even though he’s admitted to using SARMs his frame is absolute dogshit tier because of his prepubescent level clavicles and
View attachment 1176717

Next he’s recessed to high haven
View attachment 1176722View attachment 1176724
Absolute mirror image of the wimp skull

to top it off he has death tier eye area without any eye colour hailo to make up for it
View attachment 1176720
View attachment 1176721
Prey eyes, bad PFL, UEE, and NCT
Bad mouth width subhuman lips

his only redeeming feature is his “wavy brown hair” and the fact he’s white.
Despite all the shit he gets this guy is a chad among zoomer girls 20 million followers and on his weigh in to the boxing match teenage girls were literally squealing for him.
His PFL looks average
 
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There are millions of white men with hair
But for some reason girls simp only for few of them
 
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Everyone gets fucked over by fat tbh
But how did his eyebrows get lower?
He's meanmug-frauding but the dude is still attractive judging by his instagram. Still pretty much a chad lol.
 
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He's meanmug-frauding but the dude is still attractive judging by his instagram. Still pretty much a chad lol.
He’s definitely a chad but I meant his eyebrows. They seem lower and closer to his eyes now he’s lean. I didn’t think that was possible
 
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He’s definitely a chad but I meant his eyebrows. They seem lower and closer to his eyes now he’s lean. I didn’t think that was possible
Yah that's what I mean. It could be a combination of things: meanmugging + lighting (the sun doesn't show the skin underneath his eyebrows so it looks lower than it actually is) + lower body fat possibly reducing the skin being stretched lol?
 
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Yah that's what I mean. It could be a combination of thing: meanmugging + lighting (the sun doesn't show the skin underneath his eyebrows so it looks lower than it actually is) + lower body fat possibly reducing the skin being stretched lol?
You’re probably right
He is smiling before which might raise or a bit but either way he’d be chad with high brows too
 
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This just proves the chin theory. If you have a wide tall chin from the front you cannot lose in life
 
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You're just coping
He mogs easily average male, both face and body wise
Average male yes

Average white boy 18+

Hell no
 
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Semi true
People here have distorted views of what people look like irl
He’s above average irl
Average for males yes

Average for white boys hell no.

The average white boy looks much better than Bryce hall not to mention they're taller.
 
How did this guy get status man.

Just be lucky and talented on TikTok theory?
 
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He’s a bit above average but you guys would have to be delusional to think this guy is anything special.
I see guys better looking than him all that time, not to mention, they’re usually 4+ inches taller with blue eyes.
He got famous with a bit of luck tbh, his looks alone didn’t propel him into stardom.
 
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How did this guy get status man.

Just be lucky and talented on TikTok theory?
Not talented, luck and circumstance, the group he’s a part of became big and his ex-girlfriend (Addison Rae) also became super big and obviously he benefited from that.
 
Bit above average nothing special. Many white prettyboys mog him to death
 

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