buddy boys, i beg you, for your own good, quit workcelling in 2025. im on welfare for 16 years now, i never felt the need to work

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as long as ur working, ur still bluepill

only neets are blackpill

quit school, uni job
 
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How much are you getting per month
 
Hmm quite a reasonable statement(for a 2022 fag), If only this could've been worded differently!
 
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as long as ur working, ur still bluepill

only neets are blackpill

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as long as ur working, ur still bluepill

only neets are blackpill

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what's your country and can anyone apply for welfare?
 
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UK doesn’t give welfare unless you’re a chav single mum faking disabilities
 
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Jfl at working and paying taxes in 2025
 
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UK doesn’t give welfare unless you’re a chav single mum faking disabilities
You can tho? If you’re savings is below a certain amount and you’re under frictional employment settings. Then after you exceed the savings boundary you just commit benefits fraud somehow, in theory.
 
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Wow only nobel lauriates can stay on welfare that long op must be 400iq to need to live off benefits
 
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I dont understand welfare system. Is that why homeless people exist because of low iq?
 
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You can tho? If you’re savings is below a certain amount and you’re under frictional employment settings. Then after you exceed the savings boundary you just commit benefits fraud somehow, in theory.

UC is less than £400 a month and you have to provide proof of work search.

Unless you can get permanent unfit to work due to disability then it’s just not an option.
 
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UC is less than £400 a month and you have to provide proof of work search.

Unless you can get permanent unfit to work due to disability then it’s just not an option.
Well assuming you can provide proof of work search. Makes more sense after you graduate. Many people commit benefits fraud.

Also I don’t get Wdym by the second bit you don’t need to be perma out of work just be looking for work?
 
UC is less than £400 a month and you have to provide proof of work search.

Unless you can get permanent unfit to work due to disability then it’s just not an option.
I know ppl who get UC and work off the books. They get paid more than full time wagecucks. £2000+ tax free every month :feelsyay:
 
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Well assuming you can provide proof of work search. Makes more sense after you graduate. Many people commit benefits fraud.

Also I don’t get Wdym by the second bit you don’t need to be perma out of work just be looking for work?

The requirements for the work search are arduous. It’s probably more efficient to work. Than to be forced to prove you spent “up to 35 hours a week” looking for work and have your claim denied if you don’t take the first minimum wage that comes along.

The second bit is to circumvent the work search requirements.

I know ppl who get UC and work off the books. They get paid more than full time wagecucks. £2000+ tax free every month :feelsyay:

They are getting a lot more than just basic UC.

UC is £400 a month.
HA varies but in my region it’s £300.
PIP can get you another £400-600 but you have to fraud a disability.
I know genuinely physically disabled people who were denied PIP.

Then you’ve got all the various child benefits but let’s face it, that’s no use to incels.

£2000 is a stretch but even the £1300 from my calc above is pretty good for not working.
 
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The requirements for the work search are arduous. It’s probably more efficient to work.

The second bit is to circumvent the work search requirements.



They are getting a lot more than just basic UC.

UC is £400 a month.
HA varies but in my region it’s £300.
PIP can get you another £400-600 but you have to fraud a disability.
I know genuinely physically disabled people who were denied PIP.

Then you’ve got all the various child benefits but let’s face it, that’s no use to incels.

£2000 is a stretch but even the £1300 from my calc above is pretty good for not working.
You’re gonna fraud it, or claim it?

Yes I’m saying u should work but what are the requirements if you can obviously provide them given your situation is valid and you’re obviously not working, but actively searching?

Wdym by circumvent?
 
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No point I'd rather work and have more money
 
You’re gonna fraud it, or claim it?

Yes I’m saying u should work but what are the requirements if you can obviously provide them given your situation is valid and you’re obviously not working, but actively searching?

Wdym by circumvent?

I updated my post just now as I realised it was unclear.

I think we are talking about living on benefits as a lifestyle rather than just claiming some UC while you’re between jobs.
 
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I updated my post just now as I realised it was unclear.

I think we are talking about living on benefits as a lifestyle rather than just claiming some UC while you’re between jobs.
I’m fine with both. Doesn’t benefits provide most of rent or good living standards? Not sure how it works (UK) maybe u can fill me in
 
No point I'd rather work and have more money

The problem here is the only reason a lot of us are working is so we can early retire on a relatively small income by building a relatively large investment pot.

So if you can just skip directly to that point using benefits then why wouldn’t you?


I’m fine with both. Doesn’t benefits provide most of rent or good living standards? Not sure how it works (UK) maybe u can fill me in

The HA component is to cover rent and gives you a somewhat below market average rate for renting a room in multiple occupancy housing. About £300 a month in my area. Rents start at £500 for one bedroom flats and £350-400 for rooms.
 
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The problem here is the only reason a lot of us are working is so we can early retire on a relatively small income by building a relatively large investment pot.

So if you can just skip directly to that point using benefits then why wouldn’t you?




The HA component is to cover rent and gives you a somewhat below market average rate for renting a room in multiple occupancy housing. About £300 a month in my area. Rents start at £500 for one bedroom flats and £350-400 for rooms.
So what is the challenge in claiming these if you meet said criteria?
 
So what is the challenge in claiming these if you meet said criteria?

The 35 hours of work search (providing proof) and being forced to take whatever the first minimum wage job is that offered to you. If you say no, you lose your benefits.

It’s a full time job in itself to be eligible.
 
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The 35 hours of work search (providing proof) and being forced to take whatever the first minimum wage job is that offered to you. If you say no, you lose your benefits.

It’s a full time job in itself to be eligible.
How do you provide proof for that lol? And how do they know if you will take the job can’t you just say yes to that? If you take the job you lose your benefits regardless so why would you say no?
 
I still have 25k of savings should last a good time
 
How do you provide proof for that lol? And how do they know if you will take the job can’t you just say yes to that? If you take the job you lose your benefits regardless so why would you say no?

Assume you have to keep records of CVs, cover letters and so on that you’ve sent.

You just are expected to take any job offered and it’s part of your “claimant commitment” or something. I only know about it at surface depth since it’s unlikely I’ll ever have low enough savings to get free gibmedats.

I still have 25k of savings should last a good time

One year of average UKcel salary. Depends on your lifestyle. I could survive maybe 3 years on that but rent is relentless and always the biggest cost.
 
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One year of average UKcel salary. Depends on your lifestyle. I could survive maybe 3 years on that but rent is relentless and always the biggest cost.
I dont have to pay rent
 
I dont have to pay rent

Living with parents?
Even owning is not much better due to taxes and bills. I don’t really see how I can ever move out again without shackling myself as a wagecuck forever but I also can’t spent the rest of my life at my parents.
 
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Living with parents?
Even owning is not much better due to taxes and bills. I don’t really see how I can ever move out again without shackling myself as a wagecuck forever but I also can’t spent the rest of my life at my parents.
I wouldnt mind living with parents forever, I have a good family
 
I wouldnt mind living with parents forever, I have a good family

The irony for me is that if I live at home, I’m expected to work (due to their moral values) despite not really needing to.

If I live away, I can’t afford to NOT work. I can’t win.
 
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The requirements for the work search are arduous. It’s probably more efficient to work. Than to be forced to prove you spent “up to 35 hours a week” looking for work and have your claim denied if you don’t take the first minimum wage that comes along.

The second bit is to circumvent the work search requirements.



They are getting a lot more than just basic UC.

UC is £400 a month.
HA varies but in my region it’s £300.
PIP can get you another £400-600 but you have to fraud a disability.
I know genuinely physically disabled people who were denied PIP.

Then you’ve got all the various child benefits but let’s face it, that’s no use to incels.

£2000 is a stretch but even the £1300 from my calc above is pretty good for not working.
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@JohnDoe @PrinceLuenLeoncur do whatever she is doing. It's worth breaking your leg.

Yeah that’s why we have 3 million scum who are unwilling to work, lying about having disabilities. Forgot about ESA.

I’m more talking about the non-fraudulent way.
I wanna lie, claim disabilities and work too. This woman could probably earn in excess of 50k if she worked under the low (washing cars, waiter job etc). Anything off the books.
 
@JohnDoe @PrinceLuenLeoncur do whatever she is doing. It's worth breaking your leg.


I wanna lie, claim disabilities and work too. This woman could probably earn in excess of 50k if she worked under the low (washing cars, waiter job etc). Anything off the books.

Alternatively we could actually be a successful country with a growing economy if we didn’t spend most of our GDP on parasites. We need national socialism and eugenics asap.
 
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What is welfare
I dont wanna wageslave
 
Alternatively we could actually be a successful country with a growing economy if we didn’t spend most of our GDP on parasites. We need national socialism and eugenics asap.
UK is a stagnant economy. It's gone brutally downhill in the last 15 years since 2008/2009. Just look at the pathetic stagnation just like rest of Europe.. it doesn't matter if you're a wagie or a billionaire no one likes the UK.

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It was on par with the US in 2007-2009 at a time £1 = $2 as well..

Average wage should be £10k higher for everyone. Tax-free brackets should be higher too. £50k should be average wage not 'higher rate'.
 
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@JohnDoe @PrinceLuenLeoncur do whatever she is doing. It's worth breaking your leg.


I wanna lie, claim disabilities and work too. This woman could probably earn in excess of 50k if she worked under the low (washing cars, waiter job etc). Anything off the books.
I tried claiming disability despite being autism and ADHD and they never gave it to me cos I’m too high IQ apparently… no this isn’t a joke they str8 up said this :lul:
 
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You can tho? If your savings is below a certain amount and you’re under frictional employment settings. Then after you exceed the savings boundary you just commit benefits fraud somehow, in theory.
250 a month isn’t welfare that’s called a cock tease it’s like @hopecel touching your pp for one second then running away. It’s a fucking sham.

Now tbf if your a woman you can larp disability and pretend your single and shit live alone etc etc and gov will give you free house car and shit but that’s abt it. I know a woman on 3.5k a month off benefits for her disability and she’s as dumb as a pile of rocks you could use her brains as a concer she’s so fucking dense

If you wanna be a dreg on society and be a lazy cunt then go to scandiland or mainland Europe and they will give you big boy Neet buxxx for free no need to claim disability :Comfy::Comfy::Comfy::feelsohh:
 
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I know ppl who get UC and work off the books. They get paid more than full time wagecucks. £2000+ tax free every month :feelsyay:
This is the other route and I know guys who do electrician jobs never pay tax and get Dole money like you said :feelsohh:.

Ngl mirin this lifestyle but it ain’t for me cos if caught

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250 a month isn’t welfare that’s called a cock tease it’s like @hopecel touching your pp for one second then running away. It’s a fucking sham.

Now tbf if your a woman you can larp disability and pretend your single and shit live alone etc etc and gov will give you free house car and shit but that’s abt it. I know a woman on 3.5k a month off benefits for her disability and she’s as dumb as a pile of rocks you could use her brains as a concer she’s so fucking dense

If you wanna be a dreg on society and be a lazy cunt then go to scandiland or mainland Europe and they will give you big boy Neet buxxx for free no need to claim disability :Comfy::Comfy::Comfy::feelsohh:
I'm not like other girls :owo::owo:
 
Applying for Pip, UC and carer allowance. Wish me luck frens, I have multiple health issues for 2y now
 
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blackpill doesn't mean LDAR lol.

anyways neeting out is the dumbest shit you could ever do and subjecting yourself to a sedentary lifestyle where u do nothing is hella low IQ as appealing as it might be
 
The 35 hours of work search (providing proof) and being forced to take whatever the first minimum wage job is that offered to you. If you say no, you lose your benefits.

It’s a full time job in itself to be eligible.
I see you guys have it tough in the uk, my condolences.

Here in my country, to be qualified for neetbux, all you need to do is apply for 5 jobs a month - you heard that right 5 bullshit LinkedIn quick apply is enough, though you do have to meet a certain point system where you can earn points by either working/interview/studying or more job applications, where you can just spam LinkedIn quick apply to 20 jobs and boom your qualified for ~780 living at home or ~900 living alone every fortnightly. I Used to work only 1 day a week and alongside needbux I was getting 2200+ every months, very comfy lifestyle ngl.

But catch 101, rent here is absolutely ruthless, a 1 bedroom apartment would cost 350+ minimum every week, unless staying with parents rent free, it is utterly unliveable.

I’m a full time wagie now, and look fondly back to my neet days, how I miss that tranquil life, possessing the wealth that is time. I cannot accept that this will be my life for the next 40+ years, my manager has literally worked at this company longer than I have been alive and that terrifies me, one day to wake up old and gray, slaved away my golden years only to taste a pittance of freedom in my twilight years.
 
Me too. If you want to end up like me and MVP, this is the right path to take.
 

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