greeneyes
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For some background, one of my fellow looksmaxxer friends irl is 5’8” 5-5.25 PSL femalegazemaxxed face, and he started wearing 4 inch lifts when the covid lockdown happened so he could claim he just grew to 5’11” (aspie as fuck wearing lifts taller than 2 inches ik, but he really wanted those extra inches)
For some context the shoes legit looked like this
In my class we are traveling for a research trip, and we had to go through TSA in the airport this morning.
He’s all nervous about getting exposed in front of everyone else so he takes off his shoes and hides them in the bin under his backpack, and is standing all hunched over so no one can tell this mf is 4 inches shorter.
Some of my classmates walked up to him and asked him why he was standing so weird and he said something like “Muh muh having bad back problems”. So at this point I’m kinda mirin his IQ, and I actually thought he was gonna get away with it. Until the worst fucking thing imaginable happens to this mf.
TSA flags his shoes
I saw the panic and fear in this mf’s eyes as he saw them grab his shoes, and he looked like he wanted to rope.
So TSA takes his shoes and REMOVES THE LIFTS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS
Everybody started dying laughing and I could see him literally shaking, a couple kids even took out their phones and started recording.
Never seen a more rope-fuel moment in my entire life holy fuck. It was like watching a car crash in slow motion. Never appreciated my height more than in that moment
For some context the shoes legit looked like this
In my class we are traveling for a research trip, and we had to go through TSA in the airport this morning.
He’s all nervous about getting exposed in front of everyone else so he takes off his shoes and hides them in the bin under his backpack, and is standing all hunched over so no one can tell this mf is 4 inches shorter.
Some of my classmates walked up to him and asked him why he was standing so weird and he said something like “Muh muh having bad back problems”. So at this point I’m kinda mirin his IQ, and I actually thought he was gonna get away with it. Until the worst fucking thing imaginable happens to this mf.
TSA flags his shoes
I saw the panic and fear in this mf’s eyes as he saw them grab his shoes, and he looked like he wanted to rope.
So TSA takes his shoes and REMOVES THE LIFTS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS
Everybody started dying laughing and I could see him literally shaking, a couple kids even took out their phones and started recording.
Never seen a more rope-fuel moment in my entire life holy fuck. It was like watching a car crash in slow motion. Never appreciated my height more than in that moment