Business idea - a portable STD detector

[Gonthar]

One problem with one-night stands or escorts is that you have to use a condom, otherwise there's a serious risk of contracting an STD. Sex without a condom is more fun, but an STD test can take a while, you have to go to a lab, where they take your blood and then you have to wait for the results.
So, here what I was thinking: why not make a small, portable device that tests for STDs just like those glucose meters, where you put a drop of blood and it measures your glucose level.
Can you imagine how great such a device would be? You go to an escort, she puts her finger there, she shows you that she's clear, you then put your finger too, she sees that you are healthy too, and you can then have fun without a condom.

What do you think I should do to make this device a reality, where can I get the money to finance this project?

 

[DarkTriadPeerReview]

Just stab people theory

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seems kinda cool tho research more into it

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Won’t work, women will get it banned for being a misogynistic device

 

[john2]

Well said... greycel.

 

[Gonthar]

Won’t work, women will get it banned for being a misogynistic device

I kinda doubt it, banning such a device will just help STDs spread more.
If it will still get banned somehow, it will probably be only in the cucked western world, I'll just build the device in China, and sell it in Asia, Africa, South America, etc.

 

[OldRooster]

For one, Because you need more blood than that to test for STDs. Also current technology is likely prohibitiably expensive and too large. See: Theranos

 

[Gonthar]

For one, Because you need more blood than that to test for STDs. Also current technology is likely prohibitiably expensive and too large. See: Theranos

Ah, yes...Theranos was my inspiration, but their project was too ambitious, from a single drop of blood they wanted to perform hundreds of tests. I'm only looking to test for the most common STDs - HIV, gonorrhea, syphilis, hepatitis. Also technology is more advanced now, so this project might be feasible.