But Messi is 5’7

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Just be a 1/1 trillion prodigy to compensate bro
 
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Just be a genetic anomaly to compensate bro
 
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This is why i prefer femboys(in game)
Lets gooooo femboy friday d v0 s4ys1joltthe1
 
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Just be the richest footballer in the world bro
 
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Yeah but you're not him :forcedsmile:
 
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Messi needs to return his robbed golden balls from VVD, Dowski, Haaland, Neymar ect.

He’s a robber
Unironically commit suicide for calling Lewa "dowski"
 
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2019 – Messi vs. Van Dijk​

Winner: Messi
Messi (Barcelona) – 51 goals, 22 assists, La Liga winner, UCL semifinals
Van Dijk (Liverpool) – Champions League winner, UEFA Player of the Year, top-class defender

Messi outperformed Van Dijk individually, carrying a shitty Barcelona to La Liga and UCL semis.
Maybe attackers are more biased. But compare Barca 2019 and Liverpool 2019


2021 – Messi vs. Lewandowski​

Winner: Messi
Messi (Barcelona/PSG) – 41 goals, 17 assists, Copa América winner (top scorer + MVP), Copa del Rey winner
Lewandowski (Bayern) – 48 goals, 9 assists, Bundesliga winner

Come on nigga this one was retarded

2023 – Messi vs. Haaland​

Winner: Messi
Messi (PSG/Argentina) – World Cup winner, Golden Ball (MVP), Ligue 1, Trophée des Champions, 21 goals, 20 assists
Haaland (Man City) – Treble winner, 52 goals, UCL top scorer

This is one is tricky, but world cup is more precious than a treble
 
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Just be a genetically gifted athlete, bro.
 
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s one is tricky, but world cup is more precious than a treble
Tricky my ass, one is a goalscorer and indirect facilitator, the other one is fucking Messi
 
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messi is shorter than 5.7
 
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Something tells me 90% of the dudes on this sub are below 5'5
 
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