CriminalLurker
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This shit seems to only happen to me jfl.
(Similar incident) https://looksmax.org/threads/girl-asked-me-out-in-front-of-the-school-today.1343323/
Caging in bed rn remembering this memory. Anyway to start, It was athletics day at school and I was winning 1st place medals left and right, (plus I had a tank top on and was mogging hard)
My next event lined up was long jump, I get there and I look to my left at the crowd.. It was a bunch of students and a specific group of jbs at the front giggling while watching me compete, I cleared the event easily and got first place. Then kinda just stood there for a while chatting with my opponent. Just then.. the same jbs from earlier come from behind me like some sort of zombie mob, i got spooked there was atleast 7+ of them and got intimidated a little. But then one of them asks me "Hey.. whats your name" I already knew where this was headed but I played along,
I just replied "Lurker" then she replies " ummm.... my friend finds you cute" Yep knew it was coming, they looked pretty young though so I asked "wait how old are you guys?" they said "15" (I was 17 turning 18) The guy next to me started laughing and I did too, "I said sorry im not tryna catch a case" and they walked away quietly, then the guy next to me starts mocking me saying some shit like "Oooohhh lurkers getting all the hoes" then I replied "Shhhh! Sh-Shut up, bakaaa!." But I lowkey just didnt wanna be a pedo.
Funnily enough my little bro attended that event too, since it was a whole school type of thing, and he later told me some girl in his class had a crush on me after that day... im caging cause like why do these underage girls like me so much? This is some type of curse istg
(Similar incident) https://looksmax.org/threads/girl-asked-me-out-in-front-of-the-school-today.1343323/
Caging in bed rn remembering this memory. Anyway to start, It was athletics day at school and I was winning 1st place medals left and right, (plus I had a tank top on and was mogging hard)
My next event lined up was long jump, I get there and I look to my left at the crowd.. It was a bunch of students and a specific group of jbs at the front giggling while watching me compete, I cleared the event easily and got first place. Then kinda just stood there for a while chatting with my opponent. Just then.. the same jbs from earlier come from behind me like some sort of zombie mob, i got spooked there was atleast 7+ of them and got intimidated a little. But then one of them asks me "Hey.. whats your name" I already knew where this was headed but I played along,
I just replied "Lurker" then she replies " ummm.... my friend finds you cute" Yep knew it was coming, they looked pretty young though so I asked "wait how old are you guys?" they said "15" (I was 17 turning 18) The guy next to me started laughing and I did too, "I said sorry im not tryna catch a case" and they walked away quietly, then the guy next to me starts mocking me saying some shit like "Oooohhh lurkers getting all the hoes" then I replied "Shhhh! Sh-Shut up, bakaaa!." But I lowkey just didnt wanna be a pedo.
Funnily enough my little bro attended that event too, since it was a whole school type of thing, and he later told me some girl in his class had a crush on me after that day... im caging cause like why do these underage girls like me so much? This is some type of curse istg
