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I'm starting to permasquint throughout the day and especially at the gym when girls are around. When i practice in the mirror I look pretty good. So I went to take a selfie to use it for tinder or bumble and every time I take one I look like a constipated retard about to cry. And every flaw is magnified and cartoonishly exaggerated. One of my eyes looks half the size of the other one in the pic, even though when I measured them with a ruler like an autist it was like a 1 or 2 millimeter difference. What sorcery is this? How's it possible to look decent in a mirror but then a full psl point lower in a pic taken from the same angle?
 
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my face looks assymetrical as fuck in the rear camera jfl
 

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