Can any spidercels explain what just happened?

[Bug]

Those animals they call spiders in Australia ain't scared of shit, they're the size of my fucking hand. Spiders put the fear of god in me.

Yes well they are probably poisonous. But why would you be scared of it's size? One hit and they are dead.

 

[JohnDoe]

True, spiders scare the fuck outta me. Only thing is, these are harmless little spiders so I can deal with it.

Spiders invoke a primal fear in me

 

[got.daim]

spider can shoot his venom straight from his anus

that's why when you try to pet it, aim for his head not his anus

lol

 

[JohnDoe]

Spiders are okay, they kill other annoying bugs like flys and stuff but i have a fear that the spider will go in my mouth and I'll swallow it while I'm asleep. Apparently we swallow a few spiders throughout our life in our sleep.