Can anyone tell me what to do?

[JOTAROSON]

I’m a socially awkward bloke – could you give me some tips on how to make friends and meet girls? I’m way too shy. My only friend is sitting next to me in the photo below. I’m looking forward to some practical advice

 

[JOTAROSON]

 

[Tttopgtoni]

bloke

Are u from UK?

 

[CloudyCuck]

Are u from UK?

He is

 

[JOTAROSON]

Are u from UK?

I'm from Moscow, bro.

 

[JOTAROSON]

He is

Hey bro, how's your life?

 

[CloudyCuck]

Hey bro, how's your life?

Good, how have you been?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Monkmaxx

 

[JOTAROSON]

Monkmaxx

What is this

 

[JOTAROSON]

Хорошо, как дела?

I'm doing great, the weather in Russia is great.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What is this

Celibacy
Semen retention
Serenity

 

[CloudyCuck]

I'm doing great, the weather in Russia is great.

Did you take your country back yet?

 

[JOTAROSON]

Целибат
Воздержание от эякуляции
Умиротворенность

 

[JOTAROSON]

Вы уже вернули себе свою страну?

As soon as I turn 18, I'll start breeding like a rabbit.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I’m a socially awkward bloke – could you give me some tips on how to make friends and meet girls? I’m way too shy. My only friend is sitting next to me in the photo below. I’m looking forward to some practical advice

Is this really you? If so', which one is you?

 

[JOTAROSON]

Это действительно вы? Если да, то кто из вас?

In a white polo

 

[Tttopgtoni]

Do they have third spaces in Moscow? you can hang out with people there if they have any but I don't know what the social norms are over there

 

[JOTAROSON]

Есть ли в Москве так называемые «третьи пространства»? Там можно пообщаться с людьми, если таковые имеются, но я не знаю, какие там социальные нормы.

There are only chumps here, I don’t know how to communicate with women

 

[JOTAROSON]

Это действительно вы? Если да, то кто из вас?

What's wrong, bro?

 

[Manarthu]

I’m a socially awkward bloke – could you give me some tips on how to make friends and meet girls? I’m way too shy. My only friend is sitting next to me in the photo below. I’m looking forward to some practical advice

Dude,

Many of all go thru that phase. You will be fine. My humble advice: first work on yourself, be the best you can. Mind & Soul. The rest will follow. Stay away of dumb beheavior, look for a role model, somebody at 20's or 30´s you consider a great example

 

[JOTAROSON]

Чувак,

Многие проходят через этот этап. У вас всё будет хорошо. Мой скромный совет: сначала поработайте над собой, станьте лучшей версией себя. Разумом и душой. Остальное придет само собой. Избегайте глупого поведения, ищите образец для подражания, кого-нибудь в возрасте 20 или 30 лет, кого вы считаете отличным примером.

Thanks for the good advice.