CAN I ADAPT?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. I've been pondering that very thought ever since I met Her. Can I adapt? She once said, "Ugh. No."

It was the day of last week. The week before yesterday. I stared at her after dropping the weights near the treadmill. I winked. She turned away in shyness. So I approached. I could hear her heart pound in anticipation. As if love had its own melody and the thumping was the drums. And before I could speak a word, my mouth gaped open, she said, "Ugh. No." I knew right there that she was the one. She's the one!

But then I reflected on myself. Can I adapt? Ugh. Perhaps I'm not ready. Perhaps no woman's ready for Freddy. Ugh. Am I not but a flake of ash? Could she be the peas in my soup? Ugh. No. NO! Ugh. Yes.

But no.

 

[Deleted member 11053]

You will be the one responsible for the destruction of this forum

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You will be the one responsible for the destruction of this forum

Ugh. Damn. Don't sugarcoat it. Yikes.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Love has no fury. But, furry. Well. Let me be the judge of that.

"Open thy legs, Mrs Hayman."

"Ahh, you are the doctor...where's your ID tag?"

"Ugh. Be right back." And off I went venturing for love in another place. For I believe. If love can't find you --- you must find it.

 

[Growth Plate]

Yes bro

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yes bro

Ugh. Love is odd. Another time I was in a nightclub. Dancing away. Like a professional sex machine. I approached this group of ladies. Shaking my ass - pounding my dick into the air. They stood there shocked. As if, "Omg! This hunka-hunka man is awesome!" They didn't say anything as I continued dancing - humping the air - letting them know what I can do to them. But suddenly, some other guy got jealous. He approached me. Then two other guys posing as security guards joined. They insisted that the women wouldn't ready for Freddy, that I was too intense, and it was best for me to leave before the women rape me. And so I did. Ugh.

 

[Deleted member 11167]

Adapt to Survive.