“Can I be a model” brother you’re so asymmetrical, your eyes are on different planes of existence

[davidlaidisme67]

Like forward growth and striking features aren’t the only requirements for modeling especially if you’re aiming to be a top model like Chico. You need facial harmony and symmetry to accompany your features else it’s over. You can’t ask if you look like Chico if your nose looks like it’s taking a turn into lane 2

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Inb4 stfu “brings up model that’s an exception”

 

[Petsmart]

“Yo I have forward growth tho bro”


The forward growth in question

 

[anthony111553]

how to be a model -be a deformed ethnic

how to model if white - look like a fag

 

[davidlaidisme67]

“Yo I have forward growth tho bro”


The forward growth in question
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This guy unironically mogs me in terms of forward growth

 

[davidlaidisme67]

how to be a model -be a deformed ethnic

how to model if white - look like a fag

Fr we rarely see actual dimorphic chads nowadays that model

 

[anthony111553]

Fr we rarely see actual dimorphic chads nowadays that model

the best looking men have never been models

 

[davidlaidisme67]

the best looking men have never been models

True but they live the model life. Have a hs sweetheart, get married, be smothered with love, have kids and then die

 

[acm]

tbh normies aren't as autistic as us so they just see no falios on someone and go

"MODEL POTENTIAL OMGG"

 

[davidlaidisme67]

tbh normies aren't as autistic as us so they just see no falios on someone and go

"MODEL POTENTIAL OMGG"

As soon as you’re not recessed, they’re like omg you have Bella hadid potential

 

[pope]

Why do niggas even want to be models, the pay is shit, ur easilly replaceable ans ur gonna have to get fucked up the ass at some point

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Why do niggas even want to be models, the pay is shit, ur easilly replaceable ans ur gonna have to get fucked up the ass at some point

They think they’re going to have Chico level of status and appeal and go travel the world

 

[pope]

They think they’re going to have Chico level of status and appeal and go travel the world

Only for all those dreams to be dashed as the fashion bigwig starts groping their ass

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Only for all those dreams to be dashed as the fashion bigwig starts groping their ass

Real they don’t even realize male models are basically better looking male prostitutes

 

[pope]

Real they don’t even realize male models are basically better looking male prostitutes

Male prostitute or one of those bachelor party dancers has to be the best job ever and most underrated. Probably the same experience of male models compared to female prostitutes

 

[kviijjj]

Are you sure?

 

[choppedshyt]

Male models that are conventionally attractive aren't even the standard it's a miracle chico did runaway, they usually pick out the retarded looking ones so long as they're tall

 

[davidlaidisme67]

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Are you sure?

Holy shit I mog him. Maybe we do have a chance

 

[kviijjj]

Holy shit I mog him. Maybe we do have a chance

As they say "it's never over"

 

[Amnesia]

 

[lastofus123]

its just compliment fishing atp, I hate it that this site went from normal people wanting to better their looks to trolls trying to fish for compliments

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Male models that are conventionally attractive aren't even the standard it's a miracle chico did runaway, they usually pick out the retarded looking ones so long as they're tall

That’s kind of true tbh. I feel like back in the 2000s they put more of an emphasis on natural beauty and actually wanted chads and Stacie’s to walk the runway nowadays tho we have literal lanky subhumans that took over the runway scene

 

[davidlaidisme67]

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Can’t believe Adriana Lima had a crush on this fucking subhuman

 

[kazama]

Simple tutorial on how to be a model in 2025:
1: more than 6'1. Too obvious
2: Have some striking feature (bulging eyes, be a nigga or any ethnicity that communists love)
3: Be starving
4: Be gay, or BI. Like, its 2025 who isn't gay?
5: Dress extremely weird, and now wait for someone to open ur ass and shove a few dollars in with ur dick
for the bluepillers who see this, its just a joke u shits

 

[Neroem]

Can’t believe Adriana Lima had a crush on this fucking subhuman

because you're a brainless incel with no real life experiences. psl is a meme

appeal is king