Can i get laid delivering pizza with this face??

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Do you like obese women? If so ur in good shape
 
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Everyone seeing this thread feels sorry for u
 
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be like “would u like extra sausage with that “ with ur dick in the pizza
 
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Unless your some terra chad no girl is gonna say “can I suck your cock” when you deliver her the pizza
There was a chad guy I knew who worked as a package delivery guy. He got blowjobs from woman almost every week.
 
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There was a chad guy I knew who worked as a package delivery guy. He got blowjobs from woman almost every week.
As a chad it’s as simple as saying, suck my cock bitch.
 
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I don’t, he’s decent looking but he’s not a chad that will get his dick sucked for just existing
Asking as 28 year old on an obsecure forum used mostly by KHHV’s if you can get laid is kinda sad.
 
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Give more context on this bro cus ain’t no way
He showed me videos. Women were asking for a cup of coffee and it happened really easy
 
Asking as 28 year old on an obsecure forum used mostly by KHHV’s if you can get laid is kinda sad.
Ya your right, it is sad in a way but he’s not some fuckint subhuman nigga with no hope atleast
 
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Asking as 28 year old on an obsecure forum used mostly by KHHV’s if you can get laid is kinda sad.
Bro, i do It for emotional relief. No One answering this thread Is getting laid anytime soon. Misery Is Better when it's shared.
 
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He showed me videos. Women were asking for a cup of coffee and it happened really easy
A cup of coffee to go with their pizza? Who the fuck does that? Something doesn’t sound right. Send The Videos A.S.A.P!
 
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Bro, i do It for emotional relief. No One answering this thread Is getting laid anytime soon. Misery Is Better when it's shared.
No, misery shouldn’t be shared otherwise you will make other people miserable.

As I always say: take advice from lions, not losers.
 
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A cup of coffee to go with their pizza? Something doesn’t right. Send The Videos A.S.A.P!
No it was package delivery.

And wtf? Are you really that rock bottom you’re asking for videos?
 
No

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No, misery shouldn’t be shared otherwise you will make other people miserable.

As I always say: take advice from lions, not losers.
No, it's perfect like that. People here say i can't get laid so i won't try It. No One answering this thread can get laid as well, so it's perfectly fine.
 
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Im dead serious and nigga why are you asking me this? You Know Im Down Bad.
I know, but don’t act so desperate like a degenerate.
 
No, it's perfect like that. People here say i can't get laid so i won't try It. No One answering this thread can get laid as well, so it's perfectly fine.
Tombradylover can get laid pretty easily
 
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yeah if you deliver pizza to mumbai slums
 
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Jealous… he is goodlooking, he wouldn’t struggle at all
Trust me, no One that has replied here can get laid. There are good reasons if people are registered here.
 
Trust me, no One that has replied here can get laid. There are good reasons if people are registered here.
We’re all subhumans
 
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jk my man , you can (maybe)
I don't care anyway. Will getting laid solve all my problems?? It's Just temporary pleasure like everything else, i don't care if i can get laid or not.
 
I don't care anyway. Will getting laid solve all my problems?? It's Just temporary pleasure like everything else, i don't care if i can get laid or not.
what kind of problems ?
 
what kind of problems ?
Everything. Depression, Money, career, those are my real problems. Getting laid isn't a problem, and the post was deliberately provocative, because anyone can get laid, It doesn't mean anything.
 
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Everything. Depression, Money, career, those are my real problems. Getting laid isn't a problem, and the post was deliberately provocative, because anyone can get laid, It doesn't mean anything.
things will get better just focus on your mental health
 
You will get no tips
 
brutal you actually look deformed in this pic
 
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brutal you actually look deformed in this pic
It's my Wide cranium. Just because majority of people have a narrow cranium, they made people think that Is Ideal, when in reality a large cranium like mine Is Majestic and a High iq trait
 
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listen u wanted the truth. With ur current psl, age and occupation, u can slay landwhales. No shame in that man. Just improve. Maybe cold shower would do the trick
 
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Tombradylover can get laid pretty easily
Jfl at u acting like this thread is supposed to be anything other then a thread made for validation. The minute u start getting shit on (like always btw) u change up ur entire attitude to try and save face and seem cool or unbothered. Brother, you are a 28-year-old Italian pizza boy living with his dad and has never attracted a decent tier foid in his life. Accept the truth of your situation and work on yourself before criticizing others. Theres a reason i don't spam threads asking for validation from nigers on this site like you do
 
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There was a chad guy I knew who worked as a package delivery guy. He got blowjobs from woman almost every week.
Larp because the delivery guys just drop the package and then at most ask you to sign and then gtfo for the next delivery
 
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listen u wanted the truth. With ur current psl, age and occupation, u can slay landwhales. No shame in that man. Just improve. Maybe cold shower would do the trick
No, you're retarded, my Dick doesn't even get up, and you think i wanted reassurance on the fact if i can slay or not? I'm dealing with depression, and it's a matter of fact that none of the people Who shit on me can get laid either, and that prime bull shits on 99% of people.
 
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Give more context on this bro cus ain’t no way
It’s just some larp from “a guy he knows,” delivery drivers are on tight schedules. Ur telling me buddy could deliver his package into whores mouths weekly??
 
No, you're retarded, my Dick doesn't even get up, and you think i wanted reassurance on the fact if i can slay or not? I'm dealing with depression, and it's a matter of fact that none of the people Who shit on me can get laid either, and that prime bull shits on 99% of people.
Nigga the title of the thread is

Can i get laid delivering pizza with this face??​

What the fuck are we even talking about, of course u wanted validation/reassurance on whether u can slay or not. U seem like a decent funny guy at times but ur full-blown delusional. I hope u feel better soon
 
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