Can i get laid delivering pizza with this face??

listen u wanted the truth. With ur current psl, age and occupation, u can slay landwhales. No shame in that man. Just improve. Maybe cold shower would do the trick
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Larp because the delivery guys just drop the package and then at most ask you to sign and then gtfo for the next delivery
Doesn’t work like that in europe, we’re not in America .

You just need to finish everything before a certain time.
 
Unless your some terra chad no girl is gonna say “can I suck your cock” when you deliver her the pizza
Keep coping I’ve seen it on porn

Legit 99% of pizza drivers expect this to actually happen to them one day

I remember reading amnesia talking about when he did Uber and banged girls from it tho

Life’s not fair
 
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When I was a delivery driver I got compliments all the time but never sex
 
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No one is just getting laid for delevering pizza and just existing, most girls dont even take first steps
 
You would get the cops called on you if you tried anything looking like that
 
With lifts, maybe
 
Nigga the title of the thread is

Can i get laid delivering pizza with this face??​

What the fuck are we even talking about, of course u wanted validation/reassurance on whether u can slay or not. U seem like a decent funny guy at times but ur full-blown delusional. I hope u feel better soon
It was satire. Why are you all so serious and butthurt??
 
Nigga the title of the thread is

Can i get laid delivering pizza with this face??​

What the fuck are we even talking about, of course u wanted validation/reassurance on whether u can slay or not. U seem like a decent funny guy at times but ur full-blown delusional. I hope u feel better soon
Also, i don't really care, anyone can get laid with decent looking girls if he tries long enough, me personally don't care, you probably do but haven't left the basement for months or years so get all butthurt After a satirical post. Also i don't even want to begin to imagine what kind of subhumans are behind those posts, nor do i understand why you feel you're much Better looking, probably no One gives a shit when you roam the streets but you feel like a king because you Got a chadlite rating on .org
 
id kms if i got careermogged by women
 
YES BUDDY BOYO
 

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