CAN PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME? I’M ACTUALLY SERIOUS

[lenvoalt]

PLEASE DON’T DNR. THIS IS IMPORTANT OK so I have my own bank account on USAA I’m 16 obviously but I want to buy bitcoin cause you know obviously I want to buy peptides and maybe some gear or whatever but obviously the most grey market sites
Require bitcoin right
But I’m having a pretty hard time obtaining bitcoin being 16 because if I wanted to buy bitcoin, I would just have to have my parents open up an bitcoin account that’s completely theirs and then I would have to buy bitcoin from that account and then send them money to pay them back, obviously through my own bank account
But I just don’t know how I’m possibly able to buy bitcoin at 16 like I don’t even know how this possible
And they could also see the transactions
Anyway, I doubt they would really agree to any of this cause I mean, I don’t know if my son came to me about bitcoin I would say no
I don’t really know man this is hard. I would probably need a vendor that you know just you pay on the web like any normal site with your credit card number I don’t know man I need Reta bad and I just don’t wanna get up charged dramatically by a normal website

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

cant help ya on this one

 

[incelincel]

I have good and bad news.

 

[Souleth]

I use binance

 

[lenvoalt]

View attachment 5233919 cant help ya on this one

It’s OK
You’re my favorite user anyways

 

[Lamos]

PLEASE DON’T DNR. THIS IS IMPORTANT OK so I have my own bank account on USAA I’m 16 obviously but I want to buy bitcoin cause you know obviously I want to buy peptides and maybe some gear or whatever but obviously the most grey market sites
Require bitcoin right
But I’m having a pretty hard time obtaining bitcoin being 16 because if I wanted to buy bitcoin, I would just have to have my parents open up an bitcoin account that’s completely theirs and then I would have to buy bitcoin from that account and then send them money to pay them back, obviously through my own bank account
But I just don’t know how I’m possibly able to buy bitcoin at 16 like I don’t even know how this possible
And they could also see the transactions
Anyway, I doubt they would really agree to any of this cause I mean, I don’t know if my son came to me about bitcoin I would say no
I don’t really know man this is hard. I would probably need a vendor that you know just you pay on the web like any normal site with your credit card number I don’t know man I need Reta bad and I just don’t wanna get up charged dramatically by a normal website

Bitcoin they will see the amount of bitcoins being funneled out but for what they wouldn’t know

 

[MrCrig]

Good news, someone will help you, bad news i dnr

 

[lenvoalt]

I have good and bad news.

Please just say it
Because I’m not, I’m gonna have to buy it from a normal vendor and get raped
In the ass for 10 mg of Reta
For like $100

 

[AscendingChang]

brother just workout

 

[ØUROBOROS]

Can't help you this one bro hopefully you find a solution lil nigga.

 

[lenvoalt]

Good news, someone will help you, bad news i dnr

It’s OK

 

[incelincel]

Please just say it
Because I’m not, I’m gonna have to buy it from a normal vendor and get raped
In the ass for 10 mg of Reta
For like $100

The good News Are that you have prostate cancer. The bad News Are that you’ve also got type 2 diabetes.

 

[lenvoalt]

Can't help you this one bro hopefully you find a solution lil nigga.

Thank you for the good luck I’m eating Chick-fil-A right now.

 

[tallcel]

 

[lenvoalt]

The good News Are that you have prostate cancer. The bad News Are that you’ve also got type 2 diabetes.

Speaking of prostate
I give myself prostate exams every night
I could give you one if you’re up to it

 

[fynn]

PLEASE DON’T DNR. THIS IS IMPORTANT OK so I have my own bank account on USAA I’m 16 obviously but I want to buy bitcoin cause you know obviously I want to buy peptides and maybe some gear or whatever but obviously the most grey market sites
Require bitcoin right
But I’m having a pretty hard time obtaining bitcoin being 16 because if I wanted to buy bitcoin, I would just have to have my parents open up an bitcoin account that’s completely theirs and then I would have to buy bitcoin from that account and then send them money to pay them back, obviously through my own bank account
But I just don’t know how I’m possibly able to buy bitcoin at 16 like I don’t even know how this possible
And they could also see the transactions
Anyway, I doubt they would really agree to any of this cause I mean, I don’t know if my son came to me about bitcoin I would say no
I don’t really know man this is hard. I would probably need a vendor that you know just you pay on the web like any normal site with your credit card number I don’t know man I need Reta bad and I just don’t wanna get up charged dramatically by a normal website

ya can give the money to me i'll buy you bitcoin

 

[lenvoalt]

 

[incelincel]

Speaking of prostate
I give myself prostate exams every night
I could give you one if you’re up to it

gross.

 

[lenvoalt]

ya can give the money to me i'll buy you bitcoin
View attachment 5233932

Would you also like my Social Security number?
And access to my parents retirement account

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

Speaking of prostate
I give myself prostate exams every night
I could give you one if you’re up to it

fucking faggot

 

[fynn]

Would you also like my Social Security number?
And access to my parents retirement account

i mean if you want me too

sure why not

 

[lenvoalt]

gross.

Niggas who can’t take a joke

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

View attachment 5233919 cant help ya on this one

nice pic i stole it

 

[lenvoalt]

fucking faggot

 

[incelincel]

View attachment 5233936
Niggas who can’t take a joke

I wasn’t joking.

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

View attachment 5233936
Niggas who can’t take a joke

gay jokes can get you banned

 

[clover]

I’m under 18 too

 

[lenvoalt]

I wasn’t joking.

How people feel after putting periods at the
End of their sentence to sound serious

 

[lenvoalt]

I’m under 18 too

Yeah, I know, bro I don’t know what to do
I guess I’m just gonna have to buy from a normal site that takes my credit card number like any normal website
That also means I’m going to get up charged

 

[incelincel]

How people feel after putting periods at the
End of their sentence to sound serious

not me!

 

[Lamos]

Would you also like my Social Security number?
And access to my parents retirement account

Hello this is coinbase support ?

 

[lenvoalt]

not me!

Rate me

 

[lenvoalt]

Hello this is coinbase support ?

 

[Lamos]

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Rate me

Look like a loser ass Nigga

 

[incelincel]

View attachment 5233962
Rate me

High tier becky

 

[lenvoalt]

Look like a loser ass Nigga

 

[lenvoalt]

High tier becky

That’s why I always eat 10 chocolate bars from my local tops

 

[Lamos]

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Is this a market reference?

 

[lenvoalt]

Is this a market reference?