can somebody tuck me in and read me a bedtime story

[lenvoalt]

please

 

[Riley209711]

alr

 

[filthycurrycel]

youtube asmr

 

[Jgns]

my dormmate always used to do this to me it was so fun

 

[sub3gooncel]

mommy asmr

 

[Joeseminate]

Alright here is mine.

Once upon a time there was a land called europe where they didnt have washcloths or season their food, all the women took bbc. THE END.

 

[Acquiescence]

Okay son

Once, there was an ugly barnacle

He was sooooooo ugly that everyone died!

The end

 

[couragecel]

please

57 hours without sleep btw

 

[lenvoalt]

my dormmate always used to do this to me it was so fun

maybe can you do it to me please
I want specifically you

 

[nathan V]

 

[lenvoalt]

Okay son

Once, there was an ugly barnacle

He was sooooooo ugly that everyone died!

The end

Can you lick my ear

 

[lenvoalt]

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negative post to reputation ratio
Fuck outta here you irrelevant
nigger

 

[nathan V]

negative post to reputation ratio
Fuck outta here you irrelevant
nigger

bro your rep is so fukin dogshit icl XD dude holy-

 

[lenvoalt]

bro your rep is so fukin dogshit icl XD dude holy-
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no argument retard

 

[nathan V]

no argument retard

Whats your argument first low IQcel?

Explain why having post to rep actually matters and why you care for it.

 

[Jgns]

maybe can you do it to me please
I want specifically you

~tucks in bbl demon~
he told me a story about his religion which seemed really interesting it goes like this:
so this king sent out his scouts to survey the furthest reaches of his kingdom, and this one time a group came back half present and the other half was left dead at sea. They told him that they happened upon an island that was dark and wicked. As they ventured deeper into the heart of the island they found dozens of extremely thick cast iron chains all leading to a single source which they followed. When they got to the source they delved into a cave where they met a wild animal, with a human face and figure of a broken mammal. It called itself the beast and told them that when the horns blow it will be released from the clutches of those chains and let loose upon the lands of man. They left frightened, but after regrouping they tried looking for that island again, spending monthes fayring across the same general body of water but ultimately they couldnt find a single trace of that island anywhere.
He told it pretty frighteningly and its been stuck in my head eversince.

 

[76.1]

I got you

https://looksmax.org/threads/the-time-i-was-jerking-off-in-the-bathroom-and-then-the-toilet-seat-turned-into-a-foid-not-larp.2176388/

Wrote it myself

 

[lenvoalt]

I got you

https://looksmax.org/threads/the-time-i-was-jerking-off-in-the-bathroom-and-then-the-toilet-seat-turned-into-a-foid-not-larp.2176388/

Wrote it myself

~tucks in bbl demon~
he told me a story about his religion which seemed really interesting it goes like this:
so this king sent out his scouts to survey the furthest reaches of his kingdom, and this one time a group came back half present and the other half was left dead at sea. They told him that they happened upon an island that was dark and wicked. As they ventured deeper into the heart of the island they found dozens of extremely thick cast iron chains all leading to a single source which they followed. When they got to the source they delved into a cave where they met a wild animal, with a human face and figure of a broken mammal. It called itself the beast and told them that when the horns blow it will be released from the clutches of those chains and let loose upon the lands of man. They left frightened, but after regrouping they tried looking for that island again, spending monthes fayring across the same general body of water but ultimately they couldnt find a single trace of that island anywhere.
He told it pretty frighteningly and its been stuck in my head eversince.

thank both of you guys
I’m taking a shit right now but I will read these before I go to sleep
Thank you so much
wait I just realized the first one is not a bedtime story

 

[Jgns]

thank both of you guys
I’m taking a shit right now but I will read these before I go to sleep
Thank you so much
wait I just realized the first one is not a bedtime story

ayo buddys gn drop a different type of load to the first one

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

Why are you gay

 

[76.1]

wait I just realized the first one is not a bedtime story

did you like it