Can someone here give me a step by step guide to prostitution?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Mainly the actually event itself

She comes to your house and then what

Like I imagine it being so awkward

You open the door and they're like "did you hire a prostiture for antonio7"

"Yes, come in! Would you like any tea!?"

After she sits down and you hand her the tea, ask her, "Who will be the receiver? Would you like to draw straws?"

 

[Deleted member 31457]

IF they ask you for a pic aka screening don't do it, especially if you know your subhuman. And if they ask for money in advance don't do it, only pay them once you reach the destination.

Why don't pay in advance? And what is screening? Why would they ask for a pic?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

idk where you live dude. if its in the us it might be hard

just book through contacting the escort, tell her to wait you outside the hotel or sth she will help you and youll just go to her room, you might not even pass from the reception/staff

A part of the UK where everyone is a low t retarded degenerated obedient domesticated faggot slave so they definitely would try and kick me out I just know it. And everyone here is extremely toxic and judgemental here too. Genuinely THE worst place to live in the entire world. Not joking or exaggerating. This mental asylum is fucking ridiculous.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

After she sits down and you hand her the tea, ask her, "Who will be the receiver? Would you like to draw straws?"

How old are you?

 

[Deleted member 15164]

Why don't pay in advance? And what is screening? Why would they ask for a pic?

because they might run off with your money without giving you sex. Also, if you screen aka giving them a text message of a pic of you and you so happen to be subhuman they will just stop responding via text.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

How old are you?

Older than Woke.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Older than Woke.

Who tf is woke

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

because they might run off with your money without giving you sex. Also, if you screen aka giving them a text message of a pic of you and you so happen to be subhuman they will just stop responding via text.

Indeed. We don't call them tricks for no valid reason.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

because they might run off with your money without giving you sex. Also, if you screen aka giving them a text message of a pic of you and you so happen to be subhuman they will just stop responding via text.

Damn looks even matter when it comes to prozzies? Jfl. Imagine a prozzy rejects u

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Who tf is woke

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Indeed. We don't call them tricks for no valid reason.

Everything you say is like this scene


Everyone will just be having a casual normal conversation and then you come out of the shadows to blurt out some complete unintelligible nonsense. The "what?" sums you up perfectly

 

[Deleted member 15164]

You can also book them to come to your house, the escorts that is, they'll give you a play by play of their estimated time of arrival. It's kinda funny cause if she is real hot you try not to blow your load in your pants when you let her in your house when you greet eachother..

 

[Deleted member 31457]

You can also book them to come to your house, the escorts that is, they'll give you a play by play of their estimated time of arrival. It's kinda funny cause if she is real hot you try not to blow your load in your pants when you let her in your house when you greet eachother..

How do you even greet eachother I don't understand. Hello, how are you? Knowing that you're about to do the sex? So weird.

They should just stay silent. They open the door and you point them to the bedroom and it's only moans and groans from there

 

[Deleted member 31169]

Start with a massage with a happy ending and pave the way slowly to actually fucking.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Everything you say is like this scene


Everyone will just be having a casual normal conversation and then you come out of the shadows to blurt out some complete unintelligible nonsense. The "what?" sums you up perfectly

Ugh. It must be difficult living inside that head of yours. Anyway, dumdum, a trick is a hoe that ... <clearing throat> .... tricks you.

This is what you will get, if not black, and after she caked her whore face up and wash her vagina out with a garden hose behind a Chinese Buffet Restaurant:

Prostitute smokes crack, gets paranoid as hell while talking about turning tricks, jail and tearing the room up

Drugs Inc: Video showing the paranoia of smoking crack

vidmax.com

 

[Deleted member 15164]

It's legal where I live

Wait it's legal where you live???? Lucky

 

[Deleted member 15164]

Ugh. It must be difficult living inside that head of yours. Anyway, dumdum, a trick is a hoe that ... <clearing throat> .... tricks you.

This is what you will get, if not black, and after she caked her whore face up and wash her vagina out with a garden hose behind a Chinese Buffet Restaurant:

Prostitute smokes crack, gets paranoid as hell while talking about turning tricks, jail and tearing the room up

Drugs Inc: Video showing the paranoia of smoking crack

vidmax.com

tricks are the people who provide the money. And there are some pretty hot escorts.

 

[Clown Show]

Easy:

Contact her

Speak professionally, she doesn't love you nor do you love her

Arrange a session

Meet her

Act normally and don't be a weirdo

Skip all talking and bullshit that you would regularly do with a foid

Take a shower

Proceed to fuck her

Pay her

Bounce.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

tricks are the people who provide the money. And there are some pretty hot escorts.

Those would be the Johns.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Act normally and don't be a weirdo

How

 

[Clown Show]

How

Just don't talk that much.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Just don't talk that much.

I feel like that would creep her out

 

[Clown Show]

I feel like that would creep her out

Just say hello and other basic stuff. No need for any stupid chit chat.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Just say hello and other basic stuff. No need for any stupid chit chat.

What do I say after hello

 

[depressionmaxxing]

are you letting her come to your place?
if yes shower before and open the door with your bathrobe on and ask her to take a shower aswell (if you want)
then just ask her if she‘s ready or anything that engages to the act.
then fuck
then pay

 

[Deleted member 31457]

are you letting her come to your place?
if yes shower before and open the door with your bathrobe on and ask her to take a shower aswell (if you want)
then just ask her if she‘s ready or anything that engages to the act.
then fuck
then pay

No

 

[Deleted member 30892]

Search for escort sites, make a list of some weird shit you wanna do and search for an escort that can do most of it for you