Can someone make a thread roasting me

[WonkyChin186]

Title

 

[chadVSvirgin]

Why

 

[WonkyChin186]

Why

Why not

 

[Gonthar]

Your username is "WonkyChin186". That’s not a username, that’s the diagnostic code the plastic surgeon gave you before telling you it was a pre-existing condition. You're on this forum trying to looksmax, but your own username admits you're starting with the character creator on "hard mode" after the graphics card has already started to melt. Your chin isn't wonky, it’s just shy. It's trying to hide behind your left ear.
You spend all day trying to get "hunter eyes," but your chin is out here looking like the "hunted." It's running for its life. You're the guy who measures his canthal tilt with a protractor but needs a GPS to find the centerline of his own face. Forget "bone-smashing," it looks like your face was the result of a "face-smashing." Specifically with a bag of doorknobs.
You are the living embodiment of the phrase "close enough." Your parents saw you, shrugged, and said, "Well, the parts are all there." You're the reason the "Undo" button was invented, but for you, they just clicked "Save As..." and named the file WonkyChin186.

 

[WonkyChin186]

Your username is "WonkyChin186". That’s not a username, that’s the diagnostic code the plastic surgeon gave you before telling you it was a pre-existing condition. You're on this forum trying to looksmax, but your own username admits you're starting with the character creator on "hard mode" after the graphics card has already started to melt. Your chin isn't wonky, it’s just shy. It's trying to hide behind your left ear.
You spend all day trying to get "hunter eyes," but your chin is out here looking like the "hunted." It's running for its life. You're the guy who measures his canthal tilt with a protractor but needs a GPS to find the centerline of his own face. Forget "bone-smashing," it looks like your face was the result of a "face-smashing." Specifically with a bag of doorknobs.
You are the living embodiment of the phrase "close enough." Your parents saw you, shrugged, and said, "Well, the parts are all there." You're the reason the "Undo" button was invented, but for you, they just clicked "Save As..." and named the file WonkyChin186.

I said a thread

 

[Gonthar]

I said a thread

Lol, you can make your own thread, is not that difficult...

 

[WonkyChin186]

Lol, you can make your own thread, is not that difficult...

What???