Cant donate sperm because of height

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genuinely over... cant donate sperm if you arent over 5'9. Roping soon
 
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you always said you were 5'10 but you're at most 5'8?
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Loser
 
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you always said you were 5'10 but you're at most 5'8?
im larping as the real funky flamingo greycel his @ is @RealFunkyFlamingo
 
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Why do you wanna donate it in the first place nigga
 
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genuinely over... cant donate sperm if you arent over 5'9. Roping soon
Never thought of doing that. Maybe I will. Don't worry little guy. I'll donate a glob for you too.
 
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fuck all you niggas
 
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What about if you're Bald? Or Indian?
 
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Your 6’7 in my mind it’s okay
 
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if men under 5'9 cant donate sperm
Women under 5'7 shouldnt receive it
Jfl :lul:
 
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Actually over :feelswhy:
 
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just saw a 6'8 "gentle giant" with blue eyes selling his sperm for 2k and I cant even sign up niggaaaaaaaaa:feelswhy:
 
Get LL and donate your sperm everywhere to destroy their offsprings height genes
Based solution. Acquire surgeries to fraud your genetics, come wearing coloured contacts, HTB carries LTN kid to term🤣🤣🤣

The restrictions on sperm donations are basically proof that eugenics is real and practiced today by women. They’re politely saying “we do not believe you should reproduce” even if you’re a 150 IQ doctor/engineer but 5’7.

However if some guy is 6’5 but a rapist thug who looks good? They’ll give him a 2 grand cheque for his seed inorder to spawn into game his waste offspring who will be doing the same bullying, raping, and thugging.
 
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Can you really not get laid? Is the abused dog syndrome that bad?
 
genuinely over... cant donate sperm if you arent over 5'9. Roping soon
Never let others tell you what you can or can't do, just become a freelance sperm donor like this guy who donates his sperm directly to women, without going through sperm banks and other gate-keeping official methods.
 
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Can you really not get laid? Is the abused dog syndrome that bad?
what does that have to do with donating sperm for money wtf
 
Never let others tell you what you can or can't do, just become a freelance sperm donor like this guy who donates his sperm directly to women, without going through sperm banks and other gate-keeping official methods.

love u 🥺
 
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Don't you also have to have a degree, look good and have blue eyes?
 
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cant relate im 6'3
 
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Never let others tell you what you can or can't do, just become a freelance sperm donor like this guy who donates his sperm directly to women, without going through sperm banks and other gate-keeping official methods.

just finished this video WHO TF IS ASKING THIS NIGGA FOR DONATIONS BRO
 
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genuinely over... cant donate sperm if you arent over 5'9. Roping soon
Brutal institutions don’t want your sperm cause they know it won’t make them money
 
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