Can't even cook an egg properly and I'm 17

[Eck]

I'm doomed

 

[not__cel]

I can’t cook eggs but there’s a lot of other things too cook

 

[Eck]

I can’t cook eggs but there’s a lot of other things too cook

I can't even operate an oven

 

[not__cel]

Grilled cheese, burger, rice,chicken, fries

 

[dantechad]

@ss$$ brutal

 

[not__cel]

I can't even operate an oven

Use a pan then, I can’t operate an oven either

 

[Incelforeever]

Ur doomed

 

[ss$$]

@ss$$ brutal

Bro that's so easy my grandma could do it

 

[CantStopTheMog]

I'm doomed

Neither

 

[RXnd]

U gotta be shitting me

 

[laworg]

I'm doomed

For the easiest eggs (scrambled) whisk it in a bowl before
Salt in it
Turn on medium heat
Butter ur pan
After dumping eggs in turn fire very low or off for 30 seconds while mixing then turn it on low again and just keep it off the edges keep stirring till its done then u have scrambled top with seasoning or sauce, eggs rlly not that hard lol learn cooking a very fun hobby i make steaks for fun for my family

 

[Eck]

For the easiest eggs (scrambled) whisk it in a bowl before
Salt in it
Turn on medium heat
Butter ur pan
After dumping eggs in turn fire very low or off for 30 seconds while mixing then turn it on low again and just keep it off the edges keep stirring till its done then u have scrambled top with seasoning or sauce, eggs rlly not that hard lol learn cooking a very fun hobby i make steaks for fun for my family

I like sunny side up better

 

[laworg]

I like sunny side up better

Heat up pan “low heat when usin oil”
Oil pan or butter
Coat it completely and crack ur egg very close to the pan
And just put a lid over it and wait till its done lol ( drops of water in the pan before sealing when it turns white for a better egg)

 

[asdvek]

Don't cook eggs
Eat it raw

 

[Eck]

Heat up pan “low heat when usin oil”
Oil pan or butter
Coat it completely and crack ur egg very close to the pan
And just put a lid over it and wait till its done lol ( drops of water in the pan before sealing when it turns white for a better egg)

My eggs are mediocre, though

 

[jaaba]

Don't cook eggs
Eat it raw

 

[jaaba]

For the easiest eggs (scrambled) whisk it in a bowl before
Salt in it
Turn on medium heat
Butter ur pan
After dumping eggs in turn fire very low or off for 30 seconds while mixing then turn it on low again and just keep it off the edges keep stirring till its done then u have scrambled top with seasoning or sauce, eggs rlly not that hard lol learn cooking a very fun hobby i make steaks for fun for my family

Ew scrambled

 

[laworg]

Ew scrambled

I like it with cheese easy protein with low fat chesse

 

[jaaba]

I like it with cheese easy protein with low fat chesse

Just eat more egg, you don’t need cheese for extra protein when you can add an extra egg and it be more healthy. Scrambled you cook the yolk, decreasing bioavailability of micronutrients; fried you can leave yolk runny and maintain bioavailability, the best way to eat is raw but ill be honest raw eggs make me gag I have to fry to stomach them

 

[Eck]

I like it with cheese easy protein with low fat chesse

I might try learning to cook tomorrow. I’m staying with a friend right now and just spent $470 on groceries, mostly steak, chicken, liver, milk, stuff like that. The problem is, I can barely cook an egg. I hate cooking around other people because I feel like I’ll end up setting the whole place on fire.

 

[laworg]

Just eat more egg, you don’t need cheese for extra protein when you can add an extra egg and it be more healthy. Scrambled you cook the yolk, decreasing bioavailability of micronutrients; fried you can leave yolk runny and maintain bioavailability, the best way to eat is raw but ill be honest raw eggs make me gag I have to fry to stomach them

I eat 6 raw eggs a day b4 bed im aware of the benefits i just like a hot meal that tastes good lol and if they make u gag add it with milk tastes like a milkshake and if u rlly have the mouth of a 3 year old buy a zero sugar syrup

 

[SubSigma]

You should join the greycel mafia

//SubSigma

 

[Eck]

You should join the greycel mafia

//SubSigma

I've been on .org since december 2022

 

[Node]

Just drink them raw
Primal af

 

[jaaba]

I eat 6 raw eggs a day b4 bed im aware of the benefits i just like a hot meal that tastes good lol and if they make u gag add it with milk tastes like a milkshake and if u rlly have the mouth of a 3 year old buy a zero sugar syrup

I used to add raw eggs to protein shakes bc i couldn’t taste them but protein shakes made me fart loads so I quit

 

[laworg]

I used to add raw eggs to protein shakes bc i couldn’t taste them but protein shakes made me fart loads so I quit

Had that too first 4 days but now i have no problem just detox and ur body always does something when a new diet is introduced

 

[jaaba]

Just drink them raw
Primal af

Fuck hookers raw because it’s primal

 

[ss$$]

For the easiest eggs (scrambled) whisk it in a bowl before
Salt in it
Turn on medium heat
Butter ur pan
After dumping eggs in turn fire very low or off for 30 seconds while mixing then turn it on low again and just keep it off the edges keep stirring till its done then u have scrambled top with seasoning or sauce, eggs rlly not that hard lol learn cooking a very fun hobby i make steaks for fun for my family

Professional chef shit

 

[SubSigma]

I've been on .org since december 2022

//SubSigma

 

[jaaba]

Had that too first 4 days but now i have no problem just detox and ur body always does something when a new diet is introduced

For some reason I react quite a lot to shit i eat

 

[laworg]

For some reason I react quite a lot to shit i eat

Gut bacteria. Just thug it out for a week

 

[girthygirt]

only things i cook are eggs,potatoes and steak its pretty easy to master those 3

 

[jaaba]

Gut bacteria. Just thug it out for a week

I drink like 4 pints of milk a day minimum do u think that’ll be a net positive or negative. It’s got good macros and it’s Aryan but I don’t have a clue if that’s why i used to fart a lot. Not so much of an issue now btw

 

[valentine]

its over

 

[iblamexyz]

I'm doomed

wtf bro smh