Cant go missionary if ur chopped

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So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
 
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dnr sexhaver ramblings gtfo
 
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So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
Dnr
 
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Can't be that bad. Show her
 
Exactly 0 nanograms
 
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pic or didn't

also, why didn't you use a paper bag?
 
thats why the face has gotta be 4/10 at least
 
Can't be that bad. Show her
Editing myself out of the picture bc not my proudest hit and im also underage. She 18 btw
 

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So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
Cope

My face is near her neck I’m either kissing her or sucking her neck in missionary
 
can't do missionary if you have a small dih
 
chopped diddy blud ahhh moment boii :ROFLMAO:
 
Editing myself out of the picture bc not my proudest hit and im also underage. She 18 btw
Not that bad? Give her to me if u dont want her

Show her body
 
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can't do missionary if you have a small dih
Exact opposite

Missionary is the only position u can do if I got a small dick

Depends how you approach the position
 
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just doggy and pray her asshole looks good
that shit always hypnotizes me
 
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You think ts is impressive?
Brag about getting into a relationship, slays don’t mean shit
 
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Editing myself out of the picture bc not my proudest hit and im also underage. She 18 btw
This is a typical jeeta face, nothing abnormally ugly that would make you not want t ohave sex though, that's what you get for dumpster diving on jeetas who fuck white guys
 
Not that bad? Give her to me if u dont want her

Show her body
Dont have body pics, just ig stories she posted. She aint showing her face well well well
 

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You think ts is impressive?
Brag about getting into a relationship, slays don’t mean shit
Im already in a relationship retard
 
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So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
This is alot of words for something that 70% of this forum will never experience
 
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Dont have body pics, just ig stories she posted. She aint showing her face well well well
either she's got a hairy asshole or something which is why she doesn't want to do doggy lmao
 
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either she's got a hairy asshole or something which is why she doesn't want to do doggy lmao
Never met someone with hair down there lowk wanna see it:forcedsmile:
 
This is alot of words for something that 70% of this forum will never experience
Better for them yall make sure to make it w a woman thats worth it. Im done farming sub5s for bodycount
 
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Never met someone with hair down there lowk wanna see it:forcedsmile:
jeetas are very hairy tbh, why else would a girl not want to do doggy?
 
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either she's got a hairy asshole or something which is why she doesn't want to do doggy lmao
dont thinks so she made sure to shave but maybe ur right
 
Better for them yall make sure to make it w a woman thats worth it. Im done farming sub5s for bodycount
cuck behaviour, chad doesn't ask if she wants to do doggy, he flips her over and goes to pound town :ROFLMAO:
 
What race are you, what race is she, and what race is your gf?
 
Dont have body pics, just ig stories she posted. She aint showing her face well well well
Show her face properly from if story or smth
 
cuck behaviour, chad doesn't ask if she wants to do doggy, he flips her over and goes to pound town :ROFLMAO:
Cant do nun in this economy if I want my ass out of court
 
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Cause she wouldnt let me hit. Already posted pic on another reply
Low-t

I could go at least a point lower that that if I squinted
 
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Editing myself out of the picture bc not my proudest hit and im also underage. She 18 btw
Can you send without your face blurred in PMs
 
So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
If her body is a 9 idgaf im hitting that shit just put a pillow on her face or something if she take off the pillow of her face right hook her face and tell her to know her place
 
So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
nigga just dont look at her, act like your tired and lay and suck her tits, thats my move so might work
 
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So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
Serves you right for fucking a curry 🤮🤮 this post made me loose my appetite btw
 
So this is based off experience

Met a girl the other day and she was chopped asf and I mean it. Sub human face card but solid 9 body. She was on vacation for 3 days so I just wanted to fuck her brains out and never see her again. It was all for experience iykyk. So I went to her appartment and one two skip a few I was feeling forced to kiss w her and she gave me trauma like not even exagerating I can only think of how fucking disgusting it was to exchange saliva with ts indian medieval era 16 times inbred princess looking ass. When things startes to go better I wanted to give her doggy style but she insisted on missionary EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO MAKE SMTH UP TO NOT TO:feelswhy: In the end I agreed hoping that I would have my turn sooner or later but I just couldnt make ts up like even her voice moaning almost made my shit flacid for the whole next week. Going on missionary not only I couldnt see the only thing I was there for but also I was forced to see that martian face card. In the end I couldnt even turn her around and she gave me another fucking goodbye kiss. She already left but might as well track her down and give away some raw backshots w a plastic bag on her head while still warm. Anyways lesson learnt im never using women for their sole body again:feelswah:
could have hidden her face with ur hand or sum
 
Editing myself out of the picture bc not my proudest hit and im also underage. She 18 btw
Nigga she’s not even that bad, I’d throat fuck her while im at it youre just low t
 
We need a skull react
 
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